The following is 100% true:
So I when I get bored I go on tagged and hunt for hoes with a habit of sucking dikk for little to no reason...
For months I had been noticing this 40 something year old chunky white woman on there asking for somebody to come spend some time with her and also mentioned that she was into black guys.
So with her being an overweight white woman who was into black guys I assumed that she was really into black dikk worship. I communicate with her for a bit and we exchange numbers she sends me some boob pics, I think I might have sent her a dikk pic. Anyways I tell her I want to spend some time with her and we make a plan for me to come over after I get off work. She tells me an hour before I'm supposed to come over that her son is there...
This nikka is like 19 years old and yes he's black. Anyways she tells me that there can't be any "hanky panky" because her son came over that morning.
So I go over and her son isn't there, she says he want to the store.
So we go in her room and close the door and we watching TV and talking some random bullshyt.
Then she starts looking at my bulge as I lay on her bed.
She says "I know what you are thinking" and then she proceeds to unbutton my pants.
Then completely unprovoked she starts slobbing my dikk.
I hear the main door open close and realize her son just got back.
This is awkward, I got dikk in his mama mouth and now he's gonna see me leave out of here and probably never knew I was coming in...
So anyways I get head from his mama and take like 20 pics with my cell phone nut in her mouth get dressed and get ready to roll out.
As I'm walking out her room, I see this dude in the kitchen with his back to me and I'm hoping he doesn't turn around and see my face. I'm almost at the door and this nikka looks over his shoulder and looks at me with this disappointed disgusted look on his face knowing that a dude probably 10 years older than him was just in there fukking with his mama.
I thought this nikka was gonna throw something at me...
I just walked out the door and made it to my car and pulled off as FAST AS POSSIBLE without running and burning out...
I will never forget that dudes face:
At you being scared of that nikka...
therefore Malcolm can't POSSIBLY be black either right? 
She didn't care about you taking pics either? 