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Ohene

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you serious my nikka?

its soo easy to get women

Breh before the summer started I had a sexy ass portuguese/sri lankan chick on the roster, a mixed white/trini chick, an annoying jamaican from around the way and went into the summer bagging a couple marginal chicks. All except the jamaican basically 8s and above. Then bytches started getting flaky, moving out the city and shyt so I said fukk it and started cutting em off. All i got now is some sexy Tanzanian chick but shes a muslim virgin :smh::camby:
Starting fresh once my ankle heals though :myman:

I dont know what it is about the summer...it has just never been my time of the year. Fall is when i feast.
 

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This is a good one..most of yall do these smash or pass for bishes we all obviously gonna slip to tool to

now..the left one...yeah..id beat
the right...eh....ill let her smoke the meat and as a treat ( seems she likes sweets) ill coat da throat
 

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CACarot

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I'm a feast on them two hams.

Neega wot... I'm a hit both. You denying ya self one of lifes simplest pleasures of having a big ol gelatinous booty bounce on yo meat. Lawd a mercy
 

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Yo I was driving one of my guys home last week...dude broke down on me and out of nowhere was like:

Him: "I aint had no p*ssy in a year" :sadcam:

Me: :dahell: Uhhh, yea...Bulls need a good Wing

Him: yea man...I got some head from some old bytch...but I couldnt get it up cuz I wasnt really into it :snoop:

Me: :huhldup: uhhh....its probably all in your head man

Him: Yea...you right, but I still gotta really want it

Me: :dwillhuh:

man I dropped off that nikka w/ the quickness.

I said all that to say...dont be that dude! :ufdup:


Lol I feel u breh, that's yo boy tho. He probably just needed a prep talk lol
 

MoeDollaZ$

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Yea im fuccin. after lookin at the uglyiest girl u smashed thread these hoes look like trophies compared to some of the grimlins yall fukkked.
 
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