HNNNNNNNNGGGG DAT BODY

[MikelArteta]

It does. I’m not on IG, so I’m always the one sitting back and watching it take place, and it looks weird, shallow asf, and silly, especially when your in settings where you should be socializing but everyone’s standing around posing, staring at themselves as they move the phone around and make the duck face to capture that perfect pic. I just think to myself, no one finds this weird. No one does though, obviously.

our African Queen

 

[BigMan]

does this bytch have any idea how fukkin retarded she looks? i mean, she's standing there in front of a mirror with paint caked up all on her face and in her mind, she's killing it cause thousands of thirsty fakkits is always tellin her she's jesus christ. so lame.

^a homosexual

 

[Cel 510 kid ados forever]

With a mid thirties looking face.






She looks older than me.

that my boo

tho carmel

 

[Ziggiy]

She’s perfect physically thats all that need be said

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

 

[CarmelBarbie]

What type of swim wear does she have on?

Huh? It’s a bikini. If your asking me where she got her bathing suit, I have no idea.

 

[J.E.T.S]

She's overrated.

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Lol... I don’t think she thinks she looks retarded. Notice she’s posing in only one type of angle, with her body tilted in its most flattering position—because she knows her body looks good.

Off topic but kind of related:
I was out with friends, and they all kept stopping staring at themselves as they were taking pics for IG. It looked retarded asf to see it as an outsider. Like we in the middle of eating, and your lips are puckered out while you taking several different photos with your face turned to one side.

Or at the club, my friend brought her fat friend. Bad enough she had a super short dress and huge legs but she was continuing to pose in multiple angles to get the most flattering pic and kept asking us to take pics over and over again, when we’re in the middle of the club...

It was weird. shyt is weird. Our society has gotten really weird, especially if you step back and look at things objectively, it really does look retarded.

Let me get the fat friend's number, I'll gladly take pics

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Some 1 please let me get a gif of that

 

[CarmelBarbie]

Let me get the fat friend's number, I'll gladly take pics

Hm. You like seeing 2 huge turkey legs in heels, huh.

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Hm. You like seeing 2 huge turkey legs in heels, huh, I got you.

Hey it is almost Thankgiving

 

[CarmelBarbie]

Hey it is almost Thankgiving

Oh shyt. You just made me bust out laughing. Omg.

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Oh shyt. You just made me bust out laughing. Omg.

Stop playing and give me Lizzo Lite's number

 

[CarmelBarbie]

Stop playing and give me Lizzo Lite's number

I don’t know her number. I can be a bytch at times, ha lol, on some If i don’t know you, I’m not fukking with you. I was feeling that way this weekend. Ha.

My friend invited two women, each had turkey legs. i met them for the first time that night. One of them was the one that kept wanting her pic taken.

I only spoke with the females I knew.

 

[RennisDeynolds]

I don’t know her number. I can be a bytch at times, ha lol, on some If i don’t know you, I’m not fukking with you. I was feeling that way this weekend. Ha.

My friend invited two women, each had turkey legs. i met them for the first time that night. One of them was the one that kept wanting her pic taken.

I only spoke with the females I knew.

I guess I'll have to be with Megan the Stallion instead