Brooklyn Brawler
Street Fighter
*comes through wrinkled up like Columbo*
HOGAN! TO BE THE MAN YOU GOT TO BEAT THE MAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Corporate Rock
Know Your Role Jabroni
Stone Cold Steve Austin, Biggest Piece of Trailer Park Trash Walking God's Green Earth! Know your role AND SHUT! your mouth jabroni
Now that thee MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT is here, the ratings in this thread ZING...through the roof. Now the Rock says...any of you jabronis got anything to say to The Great One...now's the time to say it
Paul Levesque
Rookie
Hey Steve, Pat said he wants to see you in the back
Ultimate Warrior
All Star
Feeeeeeeeel the powerrrrrrrrrr. No Sleep..No Foooooooooood..No Nothing..Just Maniacism( snorts 40mins)
The explosiveness that can never be recreatedddddd, a chemical combustion that forms a bond 4ever and everrrr ( snorts), which means all warriors. are totally out of control. Oh my god, I am out of controlllllllllllll...(snorts 67seconds) WARRIORS, many people have asked me why I am taking this flight. I am doing it for many reasons. First of all, I believe that life on Earth is at an ever-increasing risk of being wiped out by a disaster such as sudden nuclear war, a genetically engineered virus, or other dangers. I think the human race has no future if it doesn't go into space. I therefore want to encourage public interest in space.
Einstein was right when he said, "God does not play dice." Consideration of black holes and the alignment of stars throughout the universe, not only did God place stars in the heavens, he wanted you to connect the dots, but that he sometimes confuses us by throwing them where they can't be seen.
All of my life, I have been fascinated by the big questions that face us, and have tried to find scientific answers to them. Perhaps that is why I have connected more dots to existing stars than Madonna has on sex.
Reality Check
Keepin' it 100
2 Brooklyn Brawlers?
I'd pay to see that.
One should change their alias to Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz
Brooklyn Brawler
Street Fighter
*breaks nonexistent character*
*channels power of the Highlands*
*decapitates imposter*
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
John Laurinaitis
Wishing you well
Oh, by the way Hunter, here's your coffee, your morning paper, and those feminine products you asked for.
I mean...I mean STEPHANIE asked for. Sorry about that Hunter!
*cheesy smile, runs to venue before Raw starts*
Paul Levesque
Rookie
Thanks for getting that skin treatment for me.. Big JOHnny. Flair will be pleased with this gift, so he will not look like a cherry ritas gelato next time he's on TV
Goldust !!!!
Shattered Dreams
RIC...FLAIR...You say to be the man you have to be the man, Mr.Flair. I say to be the man you have to be in the man and I intend to be inside you Ric....*runs hands up and down chest* inside your mind Ric. You're probably wondering, what makes me tick....Bill Murray, Ghostbusters, 1984. What makes me tick...are these uurrrges *sigh* to be the man Mr.Flair *licks Marlena's face* I want to take you down all the way down Ric and become you NOT out of anger or revenge but out mutual respect out of a need to pin you down to know what it's like to be inside of Ric Flair's..mind, 1,2,3 the referee will count. *fans start chanting your'e a homo, proceeds to lick Marlena's tongue, stares at titties for a few seconds with evil grin* Ric you could have been a contender, you could have been something, Marlon Brando, On The Waterfront, 1954. Instead Ric you will just fall victim to defeat to one that is your superior Ric. As I bask in the glory of victory like I just won the academy awards you will take that long...LONG walk back to the locker room a small defeated man Ric contemplating your importance in life, your role in this movie called life... Ric you will never forget the name *runs hands on chest* Gooooldust *snaps teeth* *lets marlenas rub chest*
*gets back stages and contemplates Vince Mcmanhons idea of getting breast implants*
*gets back stages and contemplates Vince Mcmanhons idea of getting breast implants*
Miss Elizabeth
need a manager?
If anyone of you fine young gentleman need a manager or a new manager; please don't hesitate to allow me to represent you. I have made some incorrect decisions in the past with my clients, but I have learned from my trials and tribulations in my field.
I am the first lady of the federation.
Allow me to represent you. Look at my resume of wrestlers under my wing and realize you will not be disappointed or led astray.
I am the first lady of the federation.
Allow me to represent you. Look at my resume of wrestlers under my wing and realize you will not be disappointed or led astray.
THE NATURE BOY IS THE GREATEST WRESTLER, THE BEST LOOKING MAN, THE BEST DRESSED MAN, LONG LIMOUSINES, JET AIRPLANES, CUSTOM MADE CLOTHES, AND ANY WOMAN IN THE WORLD I WANT WOOOOOO, JUST LIKE THAT WOOOOOOO YOU KNOW WHY BECAUSE MY NAME IS RIC FLAIR AND BECAUISE I AM THE WORLD WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT....
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OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT....
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