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HOGAN! TO BE THE MAN YOU GOT TO BEAT THE MAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Hulk Hogan
THE HULKSTER BROTHER
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Your Welcome
Hear Too Help
*Lurks backstage in the shadows
Goldust !!!!
Shattered Dreams
*Sets up GTV camera's in Hulk Hogans locker room*
*Video shows Hogan looking at pictures of Linda and his bank account statement while crying*
*Video shows Hogan looking at pictures of Linda and his bank account statement while crying*
Reid Fliehr
Rookie
Hey Ric,
Im glad that you always prefer to be the A kiss stealing, wheeling dealing, jet flying, limosine riding, son of a gun instead of being the dad that I never knew. Did you know how often I had to give mom a fathers day card, because I didn't know where my father was. Even in these modern days its impossible to reach you, probably because you can't pay your cell phone bill you deadbeat. I have wrestled with Uncle Hammer 2x now, and have met all the current famous wrestlers one would know. But I still don't know you. Just come watch one of matches Ric, just one. I just want my dad back, and not the horny old man in a robe that I watched on Nitro week after week before going to school that Tuesday morning.
Please be there,
Reid
Reid Fliehr
Rookie
fukk you too. TNA and Hulkamania Sucks
Miss Elizabeth
need a manager?
Ventura is a snake you know. He hyped up the fact Hogan at one time cared for me and Ventura tried to make Randy jealous. That affected the tag team relationship, and as Randy's manager I told him to stop but he didn't listen.
It got so bad that he replaced me for Sensational Sherri. How hurt I was.
But in time we were reunited.
Ric, why do you deny your affair with Sherri? I finally made up with my first love Randy and you came along and ruined it in 1992.
Not only did you sleep with Sherri, you used her to imitate my voice on those messages. She was so convincing that when Randy and I tried to work together again later on, he would not shut up about those messages so I decided to drop him and work with his enemy in spite.
In the end, the cherry on my spite sundae was marrying Luger. Ooooh yeah!
but he beats on me like he did Randy at Superbrawl.
Oooh yeah!I should have gotten with Hulk.
I wouldn't have taken half or divorced him and wouldn't be stuck in Luger's home in Georgia right now.
gameover82
Pro
BROTHER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SHOES COST MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AND LET ME REMIND YOU TERRY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LINDA TOOK ALL OF YOUR MONEY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ohhhh shyt
Mr. McMahon
Chairman & CEO, WWE
Ventura is a snake you know. He hyped up the fact Hogan at one time cared for me and Ventura tried to make Randy jealous. That affected the tag team relationship, and as Randy's manager I told him to stop but he didn't listen.
It got so bad that he replaced me for Sensational Sherri. How hurt I was.
But in time we were reunited.
Ric, why do you deny your affair with Sherri? I finally made up with my first love Randy and you came along and ruined it in 1992.
Not only did you sleep with Sherri, you used her to imitate my voice on those messages. She was so convincing that when Randy and I tried to work together again later on, he would not shut up about those messages so I decided to drop him and work with his enemy in spite.
In the end, the cherry on my spite sundae was marrying Luger. Ooooh yeah!
but he beats on me like he did Randy at Superbrawl.
I should have gotten with Hulk.
I wouldn't have taken half or divorced him and wouldn't be stuck in Luger's home in Georgia right now.
Liz, I want you to listen to me very carefully.
There's a reason why we never passed you the microphone.
We don't want to hear your ramblings. We don't really want to hear anything you have to say.
So you can stand there, look pretty, and give us one of those "Aw, shucks" faces that you do so well. You know what I'm talking about.
Remember what I said and everything will go smoothly, OK?
Miss Elizabeth
need a manager?
Vince, I realize I wasn't the best vocally on the microphone but I made up for it with looks and my support beside the ring as an intelligent manager and confidant.
I was the ultimate valet, and "the first lady of wrestling" and! you gave me this title. Did you not? If you don't want to hear my ramblings and do not want to hear anything I have to say now, then why did you have to pay me extra to get on the microphone all those times in the 80's and early 90's?
You're doing again what you did to Bad News Brown. You are saying I'm not good enough in public and discrediting me, when in actuality you hyped us both behind the scenes all those years and claimed to believe in us.
You are very cruel Mr. McMahon. And Bad News Brown should get an evil ghost to haunt you, if not himself to judo choke hold you in your sleep.
But remember please that I was the smarter one, even though you made me get on the microphone. I created my own empire by myself and you and Randy were the stair cases to get me there.
How many top notch wrestlers did I manage? And was the first female to do so on my own?
I'm sorry you thought I was a bimbo all these years, aww shucks.
I got that house and tennis court and golf court. I might have blew the money on drugs and alcohol but I got THAT house and sold it on Randy. ;)
I was the ultimate valet, and "the first lady of wrestling" and! you gave me this title. Did you not? If you don't want to hear my ramblings and do not want to hear anything I have to say now, then why did you have to pay me extra to get on the microphone all those times in the 80's and early 90's?
You're doing again what you did to Bad News Brown. You are saying I'm not good enough in public and discrediting me, when in actuality you hyped us both behind the scenes all those years and claimed to believe in us.
You are very cruel Mr. McMahon. And Bad News Brown should get an evil ghost to haunt you, if not himself to judo choke hold you in your sleep.
But remember please that I was the smarter one, even though you made me get on the microphone. I created my own empire by myself and you and Randy were the stair cases to get me there.
How many top notch wrestlers did I manage? And was the first female to do so on my own?
It was my idea to step into the wrestling world. All you wrestlers bit the apple.
I'm sorry you thought I was a bimbo all these years, aww shucks.
I got that house and tennis court and golf court. I might have blew the money on drugs and alcohol but I got THAT house and sold it on Randy. ;)
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Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
HBK The GOAT
Rookie
HEY HULKSTAR, REMEMBER THIS BROTHHEEERR!
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