*"ALSO SPRACH ZARSTHUSTRA" PLAYS LOUDLY OVER THE ARENA'S SPEAKERS*
JERRY LAWLER: "Flair is stylin and profilin tonight fans. Wearing a Brioni Vanquish suit worth approximately $43,000 or $43,000 more than Hogan has in his bank account!!!
*FLAIR STRUTS TO THE RING TO AN ENORMOUS OVATION*
THE COLI WOOOOOOO IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE FLAIR COUNTRY WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*ENORMOUS POP FROM COLI CROWD*
IT APPEARS THAT WHILE I WAS AWAY THIS WEEKEND STYLIN AND PROFILIN, PARTYING IT UP WITH THE FINEST ASS THAT EASTERN EUROPE HAS TO OFFER, THE HULKSTER THREW SOME VERBAL JABS AT THE LEGEND HIMSELF, THE NATURE BOY WOOOOOOOOO RIC FLAIR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOGAN...I WAS GOING TO GO EASY ON YOU BEFORE BROTHER...BUT YOU'RE STARTING TO ANNOY THE NATURE BOY AND I THINK THAT IT'S TIME I EDUCATE THE COLI ON THE LARRY HOLMES STATUS THAT YOU'VE BECOME...A TRUE JOKE IN OUR INDUSTRY, AN EMBARASSMENT TO TRUE TALENTED WRESTLERS SUCH AS MYSELF, AND AN EMBARASSMENT TO MOST IMPORTANTLY YOUR FAMILY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FIRST OFF, LET'S START WITH YOUR FAMILY HOGAN...
YOUR BORDERLINE RETARDED SON NICK, AFTER WATCHING ONE TOO MANY FAST & FURIOUS MOVIES, CRASHED HIS CAR, THUS RESULTING IN HIS BEST FRIEND BEING A VEGETABLE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE...
YOUR DAUGHTER BROOKE HAS DROPPED TO HER KNEES MORE TIMES THAN THE POPE HIMSELF...EVEN THAT FAT SON OF A bytch DUSTY RHODES GAVE HER THE OLD POLKA DOT DROP ON HER CHIN IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
*CROWD STARTS CHANTING "YOU fukkED UP" IN RESPONSE TO HOGAN'S POOR PARENTING ABILITIES*
AND FINALLY BROTHER, YOUR OWN EX WIFE, THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN, THINKS SO LITTLE OF YOU, THAT SHE NOT ONLY STARTED HER OWN LITTLE BRAZZERS, MILF NEXT DOOR TYPE AFFAIR WITH A 19 YEAR OLD, SHE ALSO OUTTED YOU TO THE WORLD AS SOMEONE WHO ENJOYED PLAYING CAVE EXPLORER WITH YOUR GOOD BUTT BUDDY BRUTUS "THE BARBER" BEEFCAKE...WOOOOOOOOOOO
*FLAIR STOPS...LOOKS AT CROWD...STARTS LAUGHING*
I'M NOT SURPRISED THAT BRUTUS WAS GAY...I MEAN LOOK AT THE PANTS HE WORE...HIS NICKNAME "THE BEEFCAKE"...HE WAS A HAIR STYLIST FOR CHRIST SAKES...AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF...HE IS FROM SAN FRANCISCO!
I ALWAYS KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF ABOUT HOGAN'S RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM...
LOOKS LIKE HOGAN TRIED HAVING HIS BEEFCAKE AND EATING IT TOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*CROWD ERUPTS IN LAUGHTER*
HOGAN YOU'RE A JOKE. YOUR LIFE IS ALMOST AS PATHETIC AS YOUR WRESTLING REPERTOIRE...
YOUR WIFE TOOK YOU FOR ALL YOUR MONEY...YOUR HAIRLINE MAKES THIS GUY
FEEL GOOD ABOUT HIS.
YOU SAID IN 2007 YOU THOUGHT ABOUT COMMITTING SUICIDE...WELL I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE TONIGHT AND FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THAT ORIGINAL THOUGHT AND DO US ALL A FAVOR BROTHER...
AND LASTLY...I REMIXED A CLASSIC LINE BY A GOOD FRIEND OF THE NATURE BOY'S, JAY-Z...WHICH APPLIES TO EVERYONE ELSE MAKING COMMENTS ABOUT THE NATURE BOY IN THIS THREAD....
ALL YOU OTHER CATS THROWING SHOTS AT THE NATURE BOY RIC,
YOU ONLY GET HALF A BAR - SUCK MY NATURE BOY dikk
*CROWD GOES WILD AND THROW UP FOUR FINGERS*
at all this
@ this whole thread
