HOGAN! TO BE THE MAN YOU GOT TO BEAT THE MAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Chris Benoit]

horrible first post

shoulda came through like you was chokin your bytch and seed out on some roid rage shyt

*Blows snot rocket*

*Texts Chavo*

 

[Danny_Duberstein]

My beh-beh Coday got me thith watch for my birthday, beh beh!

Ath you can thee, daddeh, itth verry hard to read! THATTH HARD TIMETH!

Dusty>>>>>>

 

[Randy Macho Man Savage]

I have seen Stephanie for 12 years

WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I SAW HER WHEN SHE WAS 12 YEARS!


YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

The alias game makin a major comeback right now.

 

[Paul Levesque]

WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I SAW HER WHEN SHE WAS 12 YEARS!


YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

You Jews, figures.....

Did I just say that out loud

 

[Scott Steiner]

Ya see if Randy Sammage had sex with Stephanie when she was 12, that's statutory rape with a mimimum penalty of 14 years! So if you add that to her age, and then you consider the probably...probality that the Big Bad Booty Daddy also had sex with Stephanie in the interim, then you gotta take my 100% chance of getting laid, then you subtract Hunter's 5% chances because he looks like Cro Magnon man, plus my 100%, and then you add the interest Flair owes me for covering his bar tab...

 

[Sansprix]

*back turned to forum*


...oh yeah the MACHo man, yeah, also known in certain circles as the macho king, yeah, the purveyor and professor of madness, yeah everybody knows that the MACHo man is coming in here to take the Coli Wrestling Federation championship, yeah AND THAT CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING!

YEAH! DIG IT! YEAH!

The cream of the crop... ohhh yeah..... the MACHo man Randy Savage, yeah

SNAP INTO A STEPHANIE! OOOHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

 

[Paul Levesque]

Ya see if Randy Sammage had sex with Stephanie when she was 12, that's statutory rape with a mimimum penalty of 14 years! So if you add that to her age, and then you consider the probably...probality that the Big Bad Booty Daddy also had sex with Stephanie in the interim, then you gotta take my 100% chance of getting laid, then you subtract Hunter's 5% chances because he looks like Cro Magnon man, plus my 100%, and then you add the interest Flair owes me for covering his bar tab...

Scott......... I have no idea what the hell you just said... But I'm ready for that steroid test when your ready for it buddy

 

[Malta]

Whoever is behind the Macho, Dusty and Warrior aliases is borderline genius

 

[HBK The GOAT]

Scott steiner im going to pray for you, nahh scratch that SUCK IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

[Virgil]

*Waits patiently*

 

[Angel On The Rag]

*Waits patiently*

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Another coli classic. The other board had no idea what they were doing when the messed up the alias game.

 

[Art Barr]

Weh nah da-deh! Let tha forma En Dubya Ay champion teh you sumpn, Jack! Tha Americah Dream Duthty Rhodeth knowth a thing or two about hard timeth!

When half yo forum membath leave and thtart they won thite, thatth hard timeth!

When you only upgrade yo thervath afta all yo pothterth ith gone, da-deh, thatth hard timeth!

Ric Flayuh! Let Dream talk to you, beh-beh! When you look like you thould play Clayfathe in the negtht Batman movie, beh-beh, thatth hard timeth!

oh shyt,.......

JOEY STYLES : omg,..it's duhtay,......in the dressing room promo thread for ric flayuh!!!


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[Art Barr]

They thay Thtonehenge ith a big thun dial, beh beh! A clock, daddeh! A clock made of thtone! In other wordth, thatth hard timeth!

AFTER LAYING OUT A CHALLENGE TO HOGAN WOOOOOOOOO

THE ENTIRE ROSTER DECIDED THEY WANTED A SHOT AT THE CHAMP
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BUT JUST LIKE HOGAN'S HAIRLINE...ALL YOU AMATEURS NEED TO FALL BACK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, LEARN TO LOVE IT, BECAUSE I'M THE BEST THING GOING. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BECAUSE I'M THE p*ssy POPPIN, NUTS DROPPIN, TRASH TALKING, STRUT WALKING, MAN OF THE YEAR, TAKE YOUR MAMA FROM THE REAR, THE NATURE BOYYYYYY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RIC WOOOOOOOOOOO FLAIR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

prolific hof acceptance speech style promo!!!



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