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#HOH (All-Star Weekend Edition)
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Hyperion
Superstar
What a shytty situation.
Thots love networking events in foreign countries. Crazy how any of them network so casually now.
lightbearerchef
Von!!!
Hoes gone run off witcha time & money like
& what is dr detroit?
& what is dr detroit?
i hear what you are saying
but what if "buddy" has ZERO experience??
starting with 6 is a very a tall order
what is "buddy" supposed to do??
download some pdfs or watch "the mack"??
i mean i have never pimped a girl
i've been around the block a few times
but no way would i'd start with a full stable on all-star weekend
it'd be like doctor detroit part 2
Hyperion
Superstar
Thots love networking events in foreign countries. Crazy how any of them network so casually now.
So THAT'S where Tinder Networking seminars are held.
So THAT'S where Tinder Networking seminars are held.
Yeah, they be packing the place over with mad brehettes in there and some random wealthy Middle Eastern type of men in there.
@longhairedchef
doctor detroit was a dan ackroyd movie
right between blues brothers and ghostbusters
he played a mild-mannered college professor who "accidentally" becomes a pimp
initially i thought it couldn't be worth it
in the gulf coast, 1 hr in a random amp might be $150-$200
backpage houston suggests $150-200/hr for prime women
but all-star weekend in nyc makes it more interesting
might very well add a zero to those numbers
let's consider it..
6 girls @ $1500/hr x 8 jobs/weekend = $72k worth of prostitution
girls keep 40% plus any "tips"
booker/reference checker gets 10%, security/crowd control dudes gets 10%
"buddy" gets 10% for referring them and helping keep things organized
plus turn his apartment into a brothel for another 5%
rest goes to owner of escort agency
hmmm..
each girl gets $4,800 + tips
booking services $7,200
security services $7,200
buddy $10,800
escort agency $18,000
still taking a chance, but $10k for a weekend's worth of hustle might be worth it
and from the owner's perspective??
it's all profit and he was probably swamped with clients
outsource to visiting contractors at no expense to his regular girls
doctor detroit was a dan ackroyd movie
right between blues brothers and ghostbusters
he played a mild-mannered college professor who "accidentally" becomes a pimp
initially i thought it couldn't be worth it
in the gulf coast, 1 hr in a random amp might be $150-$200
backpage houston suggests $150-200/hr for prime women
but all-star weekend in nyc makes it more interesting
might very well add a zero to those numbers
let's consider it..6 girls @ $1500/hr x 8 jobs/weekend = $72k worth of prostitution
girls keep 40% plus any "tips"
booker/reference checker gets 10%, security/crowd control dudes gets 10%
"buddy" gets 10% for referring them and helping keep things organized
plus turn his apartment into a brothel for another 5%
rest goes to owner of escort agency
hmmm..
each girl gets $4,800 + tips
booking services $7,200
security services $7,200
buddy $10,800
escort agency $18,000
still taking a chance, but $10k for a weekend's worth of hustle might be worth it
and from the owner's perspective??
it's all profit and he was probably swamped with clients
outsource to visiting contractors at no expense to his regular girls
Hyperion
Superstar
Specifically, who just ate a full-course meal with Indian curry.
There's a difference between Caribbean curry and Indian curry. Caribbean curry ain't so bad. Indian curry is on a whole 'nother level.
Specifically, who just ate a full-course meal with Indian curry.
There's a difference between Caribbean curry and Indian curry. Caribbean curry ain't so bad. Indian curry is on a whole 'nother level.
Networking in another space. These brehettes are on some other shyt. Wanting that oil money through networking in strange places in the world.
saw this hoh chit on an african site yesterday 
6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. - Romance - Nairaland
There are broke girls everywhere in Niga. You might think some are daughters of the governor, senator or a very rich man, guy no level for some of them as they are broke like church rat. What you see in them are mere camouflage. When you get to know them, you go know say "che che" nor gum them. Don't be fooled by their phones or bags or wears or shoes. Most of them are borrowed items use for showing off.
Relax with a bottle of cooled drink as I unveil the signs of a broke ass girl.
6 Signs to know a broke girl.
1. Broke girls remain focused on keeping their hair and nails done.
The broke girls are so worried about how their hair looks? The broke ass girls is always concern with her hail or nails. You see paint of different colours on her nails. They always lied about the cost of hail or nails. Some will tell you they fixed their nailes for 50k whereas a girl did it for them for just 100 box. Everywhere you turn there are girls with designer purses, and only 100 or two hundred naira is in that muthafukka. Having a purse with no money in it is like being a firefighter that fights fires with a super soaker, you can’t get poo done.
2. Broke girls are always looking for a Baller in the club.
I’m sorry, the broke ass girls always stand by the bar like a dead wood demanding for drinks as fit she has the money“Please sir, I want some more.” And, you expect a guy to be a financial powerhouse? Broke girls perch on the bar waiting for free drinks like crows at the park waiting on free food. Being broke and looking for a rich dude is like being homeless and refusing to hang out with other bums, because you’re looking for a more sophisticated crowd to hang out with.
3. Broke girls love to tell people what to spend money on.
She knows all the latest fashion trends and every new expensive restaurant in town, but she has no idea where a business centre is. Every time I get around a broke girl, all she talks about is the new iPhone or the new iPad, and the entire time I’m thinking, “Hey, how about finding an iJob?” Broke girls are very focused on appearing to be rich, which is why they need the iPhone and the iPad. Too bad Apple doesn’t make an iBus . I once knew a girl so broke, when she called me, she always complain of her uncles not spending her the recent electronic gadget but I was so surprised she couldn't operate my dell laptop the day she came to my house. I just smile facially but in my heart, this girl is a big bleeping lier.
4. Broke girls LOVE social media.
She may be allergic to a job application, but you better believe she has a status update every four seconds. Broke girls will comment on every single photo, link, article and fan page in creation. Broke girls will literally narrate their entire day through Facebook as if they are some kind of superhero.
Some girls may be wondering, “Do I post things that make me look broke?” Here are a few questions to ask yourself to find out if you post like a broke girl on social media:
Have you ever taken pics of your food at a restaurant?
Doing this makes you look like a homeless person so happy they got a hot meal that they needed proof.
Have you ever posted a status about what you should wear?
Nobody, I repeat, nobody gives half a rat’s ass crack about what you wear to your non-job-related task for the day.
Have you ever taken a picture of yourself holding money?
This is the broke girl I.D badge. No one wants to see your unemployment check money in all fives and singles fanned out with the caption “Hustler” written on the pic. You should hustle your broke ass to a job interview.
5. Broke girls know everyone’s personal business.
When you don’t have a job, it’s easy to stay up to date on all current random ass, unimportant bullshyt. Broke girls know everything, it’s like they have a 24-hour news channel that broadcasts all the breaking news you don’t give a poo about. Broke girls can tell you who is dating who, who is getting dumped, and who is moving in or out of the neighborhood. The only thing a broke girl can’t tell you is where the local job fair is being held.
6. Broke girls give the worst goddamn gifts is history.
Broke girls always try to give you stuff that’s free and call it a gift. Every Valentine’s Day, broke girls wrap a cheap stuff with shining cover. They will say that's what they could get for now but bigger one is coming. That is pure deceit. You will keep hoping for the nice gift they promise for ever.
Others are
They always demand for transport when coming to visit you.
They always snap photos in front of exotic cars and expensive buildings.
They are always expecting things abroad.
They move with sets of friends. They are all broke ass.
They dress up with nice bag going nowhere.
We must be careful of the broke ass girls moving round the street. Open your microscopic eyes.
Feel free to add yours....
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http://www.nairaland.com/2132019/6-key-signs-know-broke
6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. - Romance - Nairaland
There are broke girls everywhere in Niga. You might think some are daughters of the governor, senator or a very rich man, guy no level for some of them as they are broke like church rat. What you see in them are mere camouflage. When you get to know them, you go know say "che che" nor gum them. Don't be fooled by their phones or bags or wears or shoes. Most of them are borrowed items use for showing off.
Relax with a bottle of cooled drink as I unveil the signs of a broke ass girl.
6 Signs to know a broke girl.
1. Broke girls remain focused on keeping their hair and nails done.
The broke girls are so worried about how their hair looks? The broke ass girls is always concern with her hail or nails. You see paint of different colours on her nails. They always lied about the cost of hail or nails. Some will tell you they fixed their nailes for 50k whereas a girl did it for them for just 100 box. Everywhere you turn there are girls with designer purses, and only 100 or two hundred naira is in that muthafukka. Having a purse with no money in it is like being a firefighter that fights fires with a super soaker, you can’t get poo done.
2. Broke girls are always looking for a Baller in the club.
I’m sorry, the broke ass girls always stand by the bar like a dead wood demanding for drinks as fit she has the money“Please sir, I want some more.” And, you expect a guy to be a financial powerhouse? Broke girls perch on the bar waiting for free drinks like crows at the park waiting on free food. Being broke and looking for a rich dude is like being homeless and refusing to hang out with other bums, because you’re looking for a more sophisticated crowd to hang out with.
3. Broke girls love to tell people what to spend money on.
She knows all the latest fashion trends and every new expensive restaurant in town, but she has no idea where a business centre is. Every time I get around a broke girl, all she talks about is the new iPhone or the new iPad, and the entire time I’m thinking, “Hey, how about finding an iJob?” Broke girls are very focused on appearing to be rich, which is why they need the iPhone and the iPad. Too bad Apple doesn’t make an iBus . I once knew a girl so broke, when she called me, she always complain of her uncles not spending her the recent electronic gadget but I was so surprised she couldn't operate my dell laptop the day she came to my house. I just smile facially but in my heart, this girl is a big bleeping lier.
4. Broke girls LOVE social media.
She may be allergic to a job application, but you better believe she has a status update every four seconds. Broke girls will comment on every single photo, link, article and fan page in creation. Broke girls will literally narrate their entire day through Facebook as if they are some kind of superhero.
Some girls may be wondering, “Do I post things that make me look broke?” Here are a few questions to ask yourself to find out if you post like a broke girl on social media:
Have you ever taken pics of your food at a restaurant?
Doing this makes you look like a homeless person so happy they got a hot meal that they needed proof.
Have you ever posted a status about what you should wear?
Nobody, I repeat, nobody gives half a rat’s ass crack about what you wear to your non-job-related task for the day.
Have you ever taken a picture of yourself holding money?
This is the broke girl I.D badge. No one wants to see your unemployment check money in all fives and singles fanned out with the caption “Hustler” written on the pic. You should hustle your broke ass to a job interview.
5. Broke girls know everyone’s personal business.
When you don’t have a job, it’s easy to stay up to date on all current random ass, unimportant bullshyt. Broke girls know everything, it’s like they have a 24-hour news channel that broadcasts all the breaking news you don’t give a poo about. Broke girls can tell you who is dating who, who is getting dumped, and who is moving in or out of the neighborhood. The only thing a broke girl can’t tell you is where the local job fair is being held.
6. Broke girls give the worst goddamn gifts is history.
Broke girls always try to give you stuff that’s free and call it a gift. Every Valentine’s Day, broke girls wrap a cheap stuff with shining cover. They will say that's what they could get for now but bigger one is coming. That is pure deceit. You will keep hoping for the nice gift they promise for ever.
Others are
They always demand for transport when coming to visit you.
They always snap photos in front of exotic cars and expensive buildings.
They are always expecting things abroad.
They move with sets of friends. They are all broke ass.
They dress up with nice bag going nowhere.
We must be careful of the broke ass girls moving round the street. Open your microscopic eyes.
Feel free to add yours....
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Hyperion
Superstar
Only way a nikka could probably eat that well is Japan.
Or Germany. Them mixed races hoes love networking like a handshake.
got dat early morning humor for y'all
Female Pimpin, Nichelle Nichols in "Truck Turner"
Female Pimpin, Nichelle Nichols in "Truck Turner"
The Emperor
Paid Agent
Grow up and give up your pimp dreams...A lot of you dudes are true lames. Y'all talk hard on hoes but miss obvious signs of women who can be turned out into actual hoes. If he let them come and set them up with a real P, they'd make money and truly can be hard on hoes. You lame ass dudes think saying no to hoes,which is regular behavior to real men, as being hard on hoes.
Dude's are catching charges from homeland security trying to be a Pimp...
stay legal
Hyperion
Superstar
Or Germany. Them mixed races hoes love networking like a handshake.
Los Geht's, my nikka. Los Geht's.
