"OK, first time staying in a AirBnB. This finna be a breeze!
"UH-UH, YOU GOT THIS ALL WRONG! YOU BETTER TAKE YO BLACK ASS HOME!"
"

. Hey, my man. I ain't come here for all that. I just came to stay in this AirBnB."
"THEY NEED TO MAKE THAT FINE PRINT BIGGER! IT CLEARLY SAYS, 'I DO NOT RENT TO NO nikkaS!

'"
"

. Oh, this AirBnB BnB."
"GET OUT!"
"My man, what you on? Why you discriminating against your own people?

"
"SHUT UP, nikka!"
"I already paid for the AirBnB tho.

"
"YOU BETTER GET YO fukkING MONEY BACK, BECAUSE I DON'T RENT TO NO fukkING BLACKS!"
"

. Oh, you trippin' trippin'. AirBnB!

"
"IF YOU TRY TO LAY YO HEAD HERE, YOU GON END UP DEAD, YOU HEAR?!"
"AirBnB!

"
"IF YOU TOUCH MY TOWELS, YOU GON END UP DISEMBOWELED!"
"AirBnB!

"
"IF YOU TOUCH MY fukkING SPOONS, I'MA GET MY fukkING GOONS, AND THEY'LL BE HERE REAL fukkING SOON, YOU fukkING c00n!"
"

. I ain't trying to start no fights. I'm just looking for a place to sleep tonight."
"YOU MUST BE A SLOW LEARNER! I'M FINNA GET THIS BURNER!"
"

. Man, you trippin. I'ma find somewhere else to stay."
"BETTER GET OUT OF HERE FAST, BEFORE I KILL YO BLACK ASS! WIT YA H-H-HOE ASS!

"
"

. Oh, this nikka shootin. I'm out."