Hold up R. Kelly Calls himself the pied piper i just googled who the pied piper was :wow:

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BLUEBEARD
Charles Perrault, 1697

A beautiful girl is persuaded to marry a wealthy and mysterious aristocrat, who has a blue beard and several unaccounted-for previous wives. He wins her over by throwing lavish parties and leaves her the keys to the château when he goes abroad, but forbids her from entering a room beneath the castle. Curiosity gets the better of her, and she discovers the room’s floor is awash with blood, with the murdered corpses of Bluebeard’s former wives hanging from the walls on hooks.

As she and her sister plan to flee, Bluebeard returns home and is furious to discover blood on the room key. Before he can behead her, however, her brothers arrive and save her. Perrault’s tale is believed to be based on the real trial of Gilles de Rais, a 15th-century aristocrat and soldier who was hanged and burned for the murder of between 60 and 200 children in 1440.

 

[Xerces]

The German version of the tortoise and the hare is

First off, it's a hedgehog instead of a tortoise, and the pair agree that whoever wins the race gets a bottle of brandy and a gold coin. So right out of the gate, the writers decided that both of these woodland creatures needed to have reached the stage of alcoholism where they treat liquor as currency. SPOILER: All of this is going to culminate in the hare bleeding profusely from the neck. This is not a joke.

After the bet, the hedgehog runs home to his wife and dresses her up so that they look exactly alike, which says all sorts of things about their marriage, and then takes her with him down to the racetrack. Mrs. Hedgehog hides herself at the finish line, while her husband lines up on the starting point next to the hare. When the race starts, the hare easily dusts Mr. Hedgehog, but when Mrs. Hedgehog hears him approaching the finish line, she hops out and crosses it before him, presumably while asking what the hell took him so long.
Naturally, the hare's bullshyt meter starts buzzing, so he insists that they run the race again. She heartily agrees (remember, Mr. Hedgehog is still back at the beginning of the course), and they restart the race from the finish line. The same trick works again, since when the hare rounds the track, there's his opponent apparently waiting for him. The hare demands that they race yet again, to the same result. And again. This process repeats itself more than 70 fukking times, until finally, on the 74th lap, a blood vessel bursts in the hare's throat and he collapses in the middle of the racetrack, gurgling out his last confused breaths as he drowns in his own blood:

my mother never read me this version.

 

[BocaRear]

Y'all don't know about them two?!

The fisherman and his wife......the fisherman caught a magic fish who granted his every wish....dude was humble, and him and his wife was poor, so he just wished for enough for them to do a lil better.....then his bytch-ass greedy wife gonna keep sending his simp-ass back to the fish for bigger, more ridiculous wishes.....I think one time that bytch asked to be the Pope, or God, or some shyt like that......when that nikka told the fish that shyt, fish looked at him like and wished dude and his wife RIGHT back into poverty on some shyt, then dipped out.....

EVERY young nikka should've been told that story .....teach you about some of these hoes out here......

And y'all don't know about the Crooked Man? Y'all serious?

He was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, and he had a crooked cat and had a crooked rat, and that nikka had some other crooked shyt I can't even remember...but I remember that nikka was crooked as fukk

Y'all don't know about the Crooked Man?

These nikkas don't know about the Crooked Man .........

That's some gangsta ass fairy tales breh

"Y'all kids ain't never heard of no gotdamn crooked man nikkuh? "

 

[Kings County]

I can tell whos parents didn't read to them before bed

a king had a problem with rats. The rats were causing sickness and famine.

the king requested the services of the piper.

Piper, with his magical flute, agreed to help on the condition that the king would pay him.

King agreed.

Piper walked through the square playing a tune on his flute.

the rats followed piper to a lake and drowned.

Piper goes back to the king to collect his cash

the greedy king said "nah"

Piper was enraged...dude left...came back in the dead of night with a new song.

all the children within earshot of the pipers magical tune (including the kings only son and daughter) left their homes and followed the piper.

The piper lead the children to the same lake where the rats met their fate and drowned the children

why would your parents read u a story about kids being murdered

 

[Slystallion]

this was brought up during the time his trial stuff was going on and when the issue first came up...your probably only 19-21 thus weren't paying attention to news and the internet over 10 years ago

 

[SpacelySprockets]

@cook @Brooklynzson rafters

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

yeah it is kinda "creepy" when ya think about it....

and this "mask" he wore to award shows..didn't help either

but real talk sad to say...............thier are thousands of R. Kelly dudes like him in the hood that engage with young girls cause they are the older cat with the cars and money



in fact most of the Dope Boys Street Cats in my neighborhood that were in thier 20s and 30 and above had some young high school chick as thier sidepiece or in some cases thier "main byatch"

I even remember this older cat saying this at a cookout when i was young ...

"Hell if she Old Enough to Cross the Street...........she's old enough to get HIT"

back then the pedo laws really wasn't enforced...and i noticed alot of older couples today happen to be those that were a huge age difference when they were younger...

Not trying to justify R. KELLY...

but thier is a subculture where this type of thing isn't sooo taboo....

 

[General Mills]

I always thought it was the pie piper as a sort of shout out to Jason Biggs.

 

[the cac mamba]

The German version of the tortoise and the hare is

First off, it's a hedgehog instead of a tortoise, and the pair agree that whoever wins the race gets a bottle of brandy and a gold coin. So right out of the gate, the writers decided that both of these woodland creatures needed to have reached the stage of alcoholism where they treat liquor as currency. SPOILER: All of this is going to culminate in the hare bleeding profusely from the neck. This is not a joke.

After the bet, the hedgehog runs home to his wife and dresses her up so that they look exactly alike, which says all sorts of things about their marriage, and then takes her with him down to the racetrack. Mrs. Hedgehog hides herself at the finish line, while her husband lines up on the starting point next to the hare. When the race starts, the hare easily dusts Mr. Hedgehog, but when Mrs. Hedgehog hears him approaching the finish line, she hops out and crosses it before him, presumably while asking what the hell took him so long.
Naturally, the hare's bullshyt meter starts buzzing, so he insists that they run the race again. She heartily agrees (remember, Mr. Hedgehog is still back at the beginning of the course), and they restart the race from the finish line. The same trick works again, since when the hare rounds the track, there's his opponent apparently waiting for him. The hare demands that they race yet again, to the same result. And again. This process repeats itself more than 70 fukking times, until finally, on the 74th lap, a blood vessel bursts in the hare's throat and he collapses in the middle of the racetrack, gurgling out his last confused breaths as he drowns in his own blood:

um

what the hell is the moral of this

 

[concise]

um

what the hell is the moral of this

If you don't know how a scammer is getting over on you, quit before you pop a blood vessel.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

um

what the hell is the moral of this

Don't race against a hedgehog

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

This interview never sat right with me .....

 

[Mordith]

@ all you crack babies who never heard of these classic fables.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

The scottish tale of Hansel and Gretel is totally

In the Scottish tale "Molly Whuppie," a family decides that they have too many children and leave three of the daughters out in the middle of the woods to die. The three girls wander around until they discover a house where, instead of a witch, a family of ogres lives. The mother ogre tells them they are welcome to come in, but that her husband will be home soon and will probably kill them all if they stay. The three agree to roll the dice on Ogre Dad, even though the house is not made of candy. And here is where things take a turn for the traumatic.

You see, the ogres have three children of their own. Knowing that Ogre Dad is probably going to murder them in the night, the human girls trick the dad into thinking his own children are the visitors. That's right -- Ogre Dad slips into the room in the middle of the night and, due to the human girls' ploy, inadvertently strangles his own daughters to death like a shriekingly blood-hungry Shrek.

Are you picturing your mother reading this story to you at your bedside from a pop-up book? Anyway, now the human kids escape, which you will note they could have done before they sacrificed three innocent children, but Molly herself is recaptured by the ogre. And at this point, you know that you should be more worried for the ogre.

He asks his captive what kind of punishment she deserves, and she tells him to put her in a bag and beat her to death with the biggest stick he can find. Ignoring how oddly specific this is, he tosses her into a bag and leaves to find a girl-jellying club. While he's gone, Molly convinces the ogre's wife to get into the bag. When Ogre Dad returns with his giant murder stick, he bludgeons the bag into a soup rag, having once again been tricked into killing a loved one.

 

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