Hold up R. Kelly Calls himself the pied piper i just googled who the pied piper was :wow:

[Grizzly]

you late as fukk but good to see that you did your googles my nikka

 

[Lord Beasley]

what rhymes were they tellin y'all in 1960? I haven't heard of no pied piper besides in a kels song but now that I know what it mean, wtf?!

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

I can tell whos parents didn't read to them before bed

a king had a problem with rats. The rats were causing sickness and famine.

the king requested the services of the piper.

Piper, with his magical flute, agreed to help on the condition that the king would pay him.

King agreed.

Piper walked through the square playing a tune on his flute.

the rats followed piper to a lake and drowned.

Piper goes back to the king to collect his cash

the greedy king said "nah"

Piper was enraged...dude left...came back in the dead of night with a new song.

all the children within earshot of the pipers magical tune (including the kings only son and daughter) left their homes and followed the piper.

The piper lead the children to the same lake where the rats met their fate and drowned the children

 

[Vilified not verified]

Hold up,the version of the pied piper I remember played music on a flute and had rats following em and nodding they heads,i don't know what sick cac versions yall learned in yalls schools,but you cant put that on Kellz

I'm dying at this nikka getting the pg 'the end' halfway through the story version
probably told you they cured rabies so ol yella didn't have to get shot.

 

[concise]

What was wrong with those medieval german kids, brehs?. All their fairy tales end in death and slaughter and depression. There must've been some village in germany that's been kept out of the history books where all the kids murdered their parents in their sleep so the people in the rest of the country felt they had to scare their kids into submission with this horror movie shyt to avoid it from happening. . They were like, "Nah we're not playing that shyt in our town. Once upon a time a little kid didn't listen to his dad and witch came and ate that kid for dinner. The end. Go the fukk to sleep"

I'm dying at this nikka getting the pg 'the end' halfway through the story version
probably told you they cured rabies so ol yella didn't have to get shot.

 

[Darts]

Wow is it because i'm "old" (almost 30) or am I living in a fukked up, upside down world where a handful of 80s/90s babies don't know they story of the Pied Piper lol?

 

[Renkz]

 

[Renkz]

Coli Story TIme

 

[Darts]

First kids aren't exposed to classic fables, then they took away Saturday morning cartoons...10-20 years from now kids/young adults are gonna be soul-less, emotionless drones.

 

[Renkz]

 

[Kairi Irving]

i thought the Pied Piper was about a guy Piping Pies