Hold up R. Kelly Calls himself the pied piper i just googled who the pied piper was :wow:

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Hold up,the version of the pied piper I remember played music on a flute and had rats following em and nodding they heads,i don't know what sick cac versions yall learned in yalls schools,but you cant put that on Kellz

How Michael put special chemicals in capri suns and the kids ain een know it ,and folks still comin at Kellz neck about some teenagers who threw it back like a 30 year old:sas2:
 
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Hold up,the version of the pied piper I remember played music on a flute and had rats following em and nodding they heads,i don't know what sick cac versions yall learned in yalls schools,but you cant put that on Kellz

:dahell: That's only half the story, nugguh.....

The town had a rat problem, and the mayor/chief/whatever authority figure, offered a reward for whoever got rid of them.....piper rolled through and got them rats outta there, and when he went for his reward the chief hit him with the :childplease: :mjlol:.....so the piper was like :damn: said "fukk it, I'm-a show you" :pacspit:.....and lured the kids away from the town.....

So he had them hood rats follow him first......then he went after the kids......

Sounds like R. Kelly to me :deadrose:
 

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:dahell: That's only half the story, nugguh.....

The town had a rat problem, and the mayor/chief/whatever authority figure, offered a reward for whoever got rid of them.....piper rolled through and got them rats outta there, and when he went for his reward the chief hit him with the :childplease: :mjlol:.....so the piper was like :damn: said "fukk it, I'm-a show you" :pacspit:.....and lured the kids away from the town.....

So he had them hood rats follow him first......then he went after the kids......

Sounds like R. Kelly to me :deadrose:

:huhldup:im pretty sure on the cartoons and books ive seen the story in they left the part out about kids getting taken away for ransom out:whoa:...point being the popular version of the story doesn't involve the death of children so unless Kelly was really getting his :troll: on....I doubt he would call himself that name if he knew that part of the story because of the possible backlash...and I really don't remember crazy backlash with black folks outside of people goin :dahell: about the mask:dead:...this is one of those in hindsight things I think:manny:...Kellz might be a goat troll but not this,and not so soon:whoa:...it took a decade for em to realease a song called "Number One Sex":lolbron:
 

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I Know u old nasty nikkas was watching his pedo tape too
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I can tell whos parents didn't read to them before bed :russ:

a king had a problem with rats:hamster:. The rats were causing sickness and famine. :sadcam:

the king requested the services of the piper. :feedme:

Piper, with his magical flute, agreed to help on the condition that the king would pay him.:smugfavre:

King agreed.:ehh:

Piper walked through the square playing a tune on his flute.:whistle:

the rats followed piper to a lake and drowned.:hamster::trash:

Piper goes back to the king to collect his cash:sas1::feedme:

the greedy king said "nah":usure::ld::camby:

Piper was enraged:mindblown:...dude left:ufdup:...came back in the dead of night with a new song.:sitdown:

all the children within earshot of the pipers magical tune:lawd: (including the kings only son and daughter) left their homes and followed the piper.:krs:

The piper lead the children to the same lake where the rats met their fate and drowned the children:demonic:
 

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:dahell: at all you nikkas who never heard of the Pied Piper

What else y'all ain't hear about?

Rumpelstilskin?

Rapunzel?

Boy Who Cried Wolf?

The Fisherman and his wife?

The Crooked Man?

That Old bytch who lived in a shoe?

the pied piper wasn't as big as those. I don't know anyone that has heard of him and I only know about it because I googled it.
 
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