Hold up R. Kelly Calls himself the pied piper i just googled who the pied piper was :wow:

[Still Benefited]

I can tell whos parents didn't read to them before bed

a king had a problem with rats. The rats were causing sickness and famine.

the king requested the services of the piper.

Piper, with his magical flute, agreed to help on the condition that the king would pay him.

King agreed.

Piper walked through the square playing a tune on his flute.

the rats followed piper to a lake and drowned.

Piper goes back to the king to collect his cash

the greedy king said "nah"

Piper was enraged...dude left...came back in the dead of night with a new song.

all the children within earshot of the pipers magical tune (including the kings only son and daughter) left their homes and followed the piper.

The piper lead the children to the same lake where the rats met their fate and drowned the children

This is what your parents read to you before bed but our parents aint shyt?.

 

[BrothaZay]

mann shut yall old asses up, dont kno one kno damn fairy tale legend yall mom read to yall in da 60s

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

Y'all don't know about them two?!

The fisherman and his wife......the fisherman caught a magic fish who granted his every wish....dude was humble, and him and his wife was poor, so he just wished for enough for them to do a lil better.....then his bytch-ass greedy wife gonna keep sending his simp-ass back to the fish for bigger, more ridiculous wishes.....I think one time that bytch asked to be the Pope, or God, or some shyt like that......when that nikka told the fish that shyt, fish looked at him like and wished dude and his wife RIGHT back into poverty on some shyt, then dipped out.....

EVERY young nikka should've been told that story .....teach you about some of these hoes out here......

And y'all don't know about the Crooked Man? Y'all serious?

He was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, and he had a crooked cat and had a crooked rat, and that nikka had some other crooked shyt I can't even remember...but I remember that nikka was crooked as fukk

Y'all don't know about the Crooked Man?

These nikkas don't know about the Crooked Man .........

 

[StickStickly]

That's only half the story, nugguh.....

The town had a rat problem, and the mayor/chief/whatever authority figure, offered a reward for whoever got rid of them.....piper rolled through and got them rats outta there, and when he went for his reward the chief hit him with the .....so the piper was like said "fukk it, I'm-a show you" .....and lured the kids away from the town.....

So he had them hood rats follow him first......then he went after the kids......

Sounds like R. Kelly to me

please retell more fairy tales.

 

[BlueberryDelight]

Y'all don't know about them two?!

The fisherman and his wife......the fisherman caught a magic fish who granted his every wish....dude was humble, and him and his wife was poor, so he just wished for enough for them to do a lil better.....then his bytch-ass greedy wife gonna keep sending his simp-ass back to the fish for bigger, more ridiculous wishes.....I think one time that bytch asked to be the Pope, or God, or some shyt like that......when that nikka told the fish that shyt, fish looked at him like and wished dude and his wife RIGHT back into poverty on some shyt, then dipped out.....

EVERY young nikka should've been told that story .....teach you about some of these hoes out here......

And y'all don't know about the Crooked Man? Y'all serious?

He was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, and he had a crooked cat and had a crooked rat, and that nikka had some other crooked shyt I can't even remember...but I remember that nikka was crooked as fukk

Y'all don't know about the Crooked Man?

These nikkas don't know about the Crooked Man .........

crooked cat

teachin me shyt today billy breh

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

please retell more fairy tales.

Feel like I'm watching (reading) Drunk History

 

[StickStickly]

seriously I would like a "Phoenix Knightly and Billy Fuco Story Time Hour".

 

[Pdiddy]

A lot of Pied Pipers in the black community

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

seriously I would like a "Phoenix Knightly VS. Billy Fuco Story Time Hour".

Fixed!

 

[StickStickly]

Fixed!

 

[Ooh Marty]

mann shut yall old asses up, dont kno one kno damn fairy tale legend yall mom read to yall in da 60s

Exactly ! :dafukc:

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

This is what your parents read to you before bed but our parents aint shyt?.

Still got that bedtime story though

 

[concise]

I can tell whos parents didn't read to them before bed

a king had a problem with rats. The rats were causing sickness and famine.

the king requested the services of the piper.

Piper, with his magical flute, agreed to help on the condition that the king would pay him.

King agreed.

Piper walked through the square playing a tune on his flute.

the rats followed piper to a lake and drowned.

Piper goes back to the king to collect his cash

the greedy king said "nah"

Piper was enraged...dude left...came back in the dead of night with a new song.

all the children within earshot of the pipers magical tune (including the kings only son and daughter) left their homes and followed the piper.

The piper lead the children to the same lake where the rats met their fate and drowned the children

the pied piper wasn't as big as those. I don't know anyone that has heard of him and I only know about it because I googled it.

So you guys never heard the phrase "It's time to pay the piper?

 

[Xtraz2]

Y'all don't know about them two?!

The fisherman and his wife......the fisherman caught a magic fish who granted his every wish....dude was humble, and him and his wife was poor, so he just wished for enough for them to do a lil better.....then his bytch-ass greedy wife gonna keep sending his simp-ass back to the fish for bigger, more ridiculous wishes.....I think one time that bytch asked to be the Pope, or God, or some shyt like that......when that nikka told the fish that shyt, fish looked at him like and wished dude and his wife RIGHT back into poverty on some shyt, then dipped out.....

EVERY young nikka should've been told that story .....teach you about some of these hoes out here......

And y'all don't know about the Crooked Man? Y'all serious?

He was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, and he had a crooked cat and had a crooked rat, and that nikka had some other crooked shyt I can't even remember...but I remember that nikka was crooked as fukk

Y'all don't know about the Crooked Man?

These nikkas don't know about the Crooked Man .........

Wut about tha old bytch in tha shoe tho?

 

[concise]

nah never heard that up here

up here? you mean NY? nikka speak for yourself what kind of beastie childhood you had where no one told you about or read you the pied piper

I had a similar response ready to send, but I just said to myself, "nah".