Hold up R. Kelly Calls himself the pied piper i just googled who the pied piper was :wow:

[Dameon Farrow]

which is a god damn shame

I agree.

That way, if the child isn't learning it's the school's fault. Politicians get on the blame the school and school only train. And you end up with Common Core. Parents these days love passing the buck for kids that don't do well. Ask them the last time they went up to the school for anything other than to show their behind and see what they say... Ask a child in your family to discuss some of the things they are learning now and compare it to what you learned before. Think it's a game?

 

[dangerranger]

That's only half the story, nugguh.....

The town had a rat problem, and the mayor/chief/whatever authority figure, offered a reward for whoever got rid of them.....piper rolled through and got them rats outta there, and when he went for his reward the chief hit him with the .....so the piper was like said "fukk it, I'm-a show you" .....and lured the kids away from the town.....

So he had them hood rats follow him first......then he went after the kids......

Sounds like R. Kelly to me

This was the best re-telling of that story i've ever read.

 

[Another Man]

@ fukking a bytch then going into deep thought like

 

[Banned Account12]

I can tell whos parents didn't read to them before bed

a king had a problem with rats. The rats were causing sickness and famine.

the king requested the services of the piper.

Piper, with his magical flute, agreed to help on the condition that the king would pay him.

King agreed.

Piper walked through the square playing a tune on his flute.

the rats followed piper to a lake and drowned.

Piper goes back to the king to collect his cash

the greedy king said "nah"

Piper was enraged...dude left...came back in the dead of night with a new song.

all the children within earshot of the pipers magical tune (including the kings only son and daughter) left their homes and followed the piper.

The piper lead the children to the same lake where the rats met their fate and drowned the children

da fukk!

 

[concise]

No lol

Very common phrase tho.

tell us more stories.

Sidenote- did yall know O dude in sleeping beauty didn't wake her up with a kiss, he basically fukked her awake

I heard that she was raped and one of her kids woke her up later.

 

[RAX 010]

 

[Fillerguy]

Sounds like a lot of coli posters didnt have childhoods explains so much

 

[okocharuud]

Heard about the Pied Piper by watching Shrek 3

 

[King Crimson]

Give these new kats a break. If it doesn't fall under Common Core it's gonna be missing from their education. How many of you have looked into Common Core? Don't say I didn't warn you. And it's been a long time coming.

Common Core about to create a lot of drones...

On topic though: that Pied Piper nickname been wild suspect.

And a lot of them fairy tales are straight up.
Word to Blue Beard.

 

[Fckumeen]

I can tell whos parents didn't read to them before bed

a king had a problem with rats. The rats were causing sickness and famine.

the king requested the services of the piper.

Piper, with his magical flute, agreed to help on the condition that the king would pay him.

King agreed.

Piper walked through the square playing a tune on his flute.

the rats followed piper to a lake and drowned.

Piper goes back to the king to collect his cash

the greedy king said "nah"

Piper was enraged...dude left...came back in the dead of night with a new song.

all the children within earshot of the pipers magical tune (including the kings only son and daughter) left their homes and followed the piper.

The piper lead the children to the same lake where the rats met their fate and drowned the children

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

never heard of crooked man until i played Wolf Among Us

 

[↓R↑LYB]

old heads i never heard of him

Nah breh. I'm turning 58 this year and I never really knew about the pied piper either

 

[Soundbwoy]

this thread made my day

 

[StickStickly]

What was wrong with those medieval german kids, brehs?. All their fairy tales end in death and slaughter and depression. There must've been some village in germany that's been kept out of the history books where all the kids murdered their parents in their sleep so the people in the rest of the country felt they had to scare their kids into submission with this horror movie shyt to avoid it from happening. . They were like, "Nah we're not playing that shyt in our town. Once upon a time a little kid didn't listen to his dad and witch came and ate that kid for dinner. The end. Go the fukk to sleep"

 

[feelosofer]

No wonder Germans are so cold blooded. Them stories are friggin dark. My grandmother got me a book of uncut Grimm fairy tales and I had nightmares for weeks.