Hold up R. Kelly Calls himself the pied piper i just googled who the pied piper was :wow:

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nikka...just read the brother's grim versions of all those shyts, ALL of them are fukked up. These Disney movies sanitize some of the most demonic shyt, and then put dikks in the background :laugh:

There is no happy ending to the real riding hood...no woodsman, no grandma, just a little white bytch getting that work.

Little mermaid is fukked up too.
Little Mermaid is one of the more diabolical ones if I remember it correctly (from a huff post article):
"The Little Mermaid": Hans Christian Andersen's classic tale is a 180 from the Disney film. Some parts align. She does see the prince from afar in his ship, and she does rescue him from drowning and fall in love with him. He doesn't see her. She does visit the sea witch who takes her tongue in exchange for legs (and she does do it because the little mermaid has an amazing voice).

The deal is the same: The mermaid can only remain a human if she finds true love's kiss and the prince falls in love with and marries her. However, the penalty in the movie is only that Ariel will turn back into a mermaid if she fails. In the story, she will DIE if she fails. Also, while the prince remains a main motivator, the mermaid in the story is also motivated because humans have eternal souls, and mermaids don't. The Disney movie leaves out that the penalty the mermaid pays for having legs: every single step she takes will feel like she is walking on sharp shards of glass. At first, it seems like the plan is working, but then the prince ends up marrying another, a woman he THINKS is the person who saved him (the mermaid can't exactly tell him the truth, since she can't talk). She is told that if she KILLS the prince, then she can simply turn back into a mermaid and doesn't have to die. She just can't do it, though. She throws herself into the sea, and turns into sea foam. How's that for a happy ending?
 

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I always thought it was the pie piper as a sort of shout out to Jason Biggs. :ohhh:

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shyt is there a more violent version of little red riding hood?



I know that wolf probably tricked her to come close and raped her all night long wolfey style man.:to:

Little Red Riding Hood is already about rape. Metaphorically, at least.

There's a movie, The Company of Wolves, where the wolf is actually a werewolf and after he eats granny, Red and him fukk and she becomes a wolf too or something.
 

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This thread might just be up there with classics such as ''a snake is a mammal not an animal'' and ''a square is a cube''
 

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Man going through this thread, I've heard of a lot of these as a kid, but didn't know the real fukked up versions to these stories. I didn't find out about those until a few years ago, shyt had me like :dwillhuh: when reading the real ones. German people are fukked up :damn:
 

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I've heard of every story listed except the pied piper and the crooked man. I got all my fables from that HBO family channel.
 

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nikka...just read the brother's grim versions of all those shyts, ALL of them are fukked up. These Disney movies sanitize some of the most demonic shyt, and then put dikks in the background :laugh:

There is no happy ending to the real riding hood...no woodsman, no grandma, just a little white bytch getting that work.

Little mermaid is fukked up too.
explain :lupe:
 

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Little Mermaid is one of the more diabolical ones if I remember it correctly (from a huff post article):
"The Little Mermaid": Hans Christian Andersen's classic tale is a 180 from the Disney film. Some parts align. She does see the prince from afar in his ship, and she does rescue him from drowning and fall in love with him. He doesn't see her. She does visit the sea witch who takes her tongue in exchange for legs (and she does do it because the little mermaid has an amazing voice).

The deal is the same: The mermaid can only remain a human if she finds true love's kiss and the prince falls in love with and marries her. However, the penalty in the movie is only that Ariel will turn back into a mermaid if she fails. In the story, she will DIE if she fails. Also, while the prince remains a main motivator, the mermaid in the story is also motivated because humans have eternal souls, and mermaids don't. The Disney movie leaves out that the penalty the mermaid pays for having legs: every single step she takes will feel like she is walking on sharp shards of glass. At first, it seems like the plan is working, but then the prince ends up marrying another, a woman he THINKS is the person who saved him (the mermaid can't exactly tell him the truth, since she can't talk). She is told that if she KILLS the prince, then she can simply turn back into a mermaid and doesn't have to die. She just can't do it, though. She throws herself into the sea, and turns into sea foam. How's that for a happy ending?
Disney is straight :demonic:
 

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All the fairy tales we have today are watered down versions of some more demonic setting... wizard of oz ...hell.. compair willy wonka and the chocolate factory to charlie or the damn book...

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Everytime a pre-Chocolate Factory RKelly song comes on, I'm ashamed of myself for singing along to that twisted pedo music:birdman:
wait...I get it now..."Chocolate Factory" ?!?!:ohhh:
Oh...oh gawd. This man was just flaunting his pedobear tendencies right in front of our faces . May as well call him P. Kelly.
 

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The first printed version from Mother Goose's Melody (London, c. 1765), has the following lyrics:

Hush-a-by baby
On the tree top,
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks,
The cradle will fall,
And down will fall baby
Cradle and all.


:mindblown::demonic:
 
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