Holding in a massive fart around a dime unappreciation

[Heafcliffe]

Damn I remember shyttin in a bytch bathroom the first time I went over there and she had cheap ass toilet paper. A nikka needed a plunger and she had to bring me another roll.

 

[Illuminatos]

Damn I remember shyttin in a bytch bathroom the first time I went over there and she had cheap ass toilet paper. A nikka needed a plunger and she had to bring me another roll.

 

[Cat piss martini]

my worst are them gyro cut ups....
*lets that spice soaked funk loose*
her:
me: enjoy me

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Damn I remember shyttin in a bytch bathroom the first time I went over there and she had cheap ass toilet paper. A nikka needed a plunger and she had to bring me another roll.

Did u still smash tho

 

[Fatboi1]

One time at work I was being funny around some of my coworkers and I was trying to emulate this sound effect and I accidentally let out this TINY almost silent fart. I pulled it off because I kept talking IMMEDIATELY afterwards like

*prrft*YEA HAHA tHA'S crazy!"
:chimp:

it didn't smell because I'm a clean nikka.

 

[#StarkSet]

Damn this shyt reminded me about last month when I was going to class, u gotta take the elevator to get there


My stomach had been bubbling all day and I was holding onto to this fart for a good 20 mins





Right when I got in the elevator, I saw that it was empty so I said fukk it and dropped a bomb





That shyt smelled terrible.






when I got off on the 4th floor some old cac bytch got on






Right when I rounded the corner, I heard her yell OMG!





shyt had me weak, I couldn't focus in class cause I kept laughing about that shyt



Everyone kept looking at me like

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

LMAO. That happened to me this morning. Went out drinking last night with a shorty and spent the night at her crib. Started feeling gassy and knew I had to take a liquor shyt but kept holding it in. Praised the when she had to take her dog out, and ripped a few mean ones and got dressed. She came back in and was like "you're leaving already ?". Told her I had a few things to take care of. I raced home and barely made it

 

[twan83]

man sometimes holding it in AINT A OPTION

i was with this dime and i knew it was either let it loose or suffer later with a upset stomach and said fukk that

so while we at her place making out she saw my face and this is how it went

Her: you dont look so good
Me: you know what it was that damn sushi we ate ugh stomach is upset probably got mad gas

her: oh poor baby well just go to the bathroom to handle it then i'll wait and get ready for later on tonite

me: ok i'll go head and go to the bathroom

then this bullshyt happened as soon as i got up that shyt came out in her face all wet and smelly as fukk

her face was exactly like this then this

i was like this then like this then this

and this was said

me: well i guess i dont have to go to the bathroom no more

her: ya i bet that was so foul

me: ya take it we aint getting down tonite now
her: na we still can come here and give me a kiss

then this damn broad did this shyt she came in for a kiss and put her hand over my face and got me back

the whole time she sat there took in my shyt did the same thing in her hand and put it in my face i was like

and she said

her: well u aint the only one who had a upset stomach i didnt want to be embarassed and let it out but u did so i felt better now that i could freely

me: well lets go fukk the gas out of each other

 

[1980sCokeFlow]

So you fart around normal looking young ladies or did you add the "dime" part to make you feel better about yourself?

 

[Da King]

LMAO. That happened to me this morning. Went out drinking last night with a shorty and spent the night at her crib. Started feeling gassy and knew I had to take a liquor shyt but kept holding it in. Praised the when she had to take her dog out, and ripped a few mean ones and got dressed. She came back in and was like "you're leaving already ?". Told her I had a few things to take care of. I raced home and barely made it

Dem liquor gas/shyts keeps a nikka in check


This past weekend I was in a loud bar talking to a chick and had to blast a viscous fart, would shake a entire room if it was quite, told the girl I'd be back, just walked away and into a crowd and let that muthafukka rip like I turned around and saw that group with the expression. The chicks and guys both looking at each other trying to figure out who did it I go back to the girl I was talking to like

 

[A.V.]

Dem liquor gas/shyts keeps a nikka in check


This past weekend I was in a loud bar talking to a chick and had to blast a viscous fart, would shake a entire room if it was quite, told the girl I'd be back, just walked away and into a crowd and let that muthafukka rip like I turned around and saw that group with the expression. The chicks and guys both looking at each other trying to figure out who did it I go back to the girl I was talking to like

Those are the best

 

[eastside313]

Did u still smash tho

I went over there to meet the broad while my cousin seen his chick. But I ain't never hit the broad.

 

[neko_804]

Damn I remember shyttin in a bytch bathroom the first time I went over there and she had cheap ass toilet paper. A nikka needed a plunger and she had to bring me another roll.

did you smash that night?

Edit: NM I just saw your answer.

 

[BasketCase]

Dem liquor gas/shyts keeps a nikka in check


This past weekend I was in a loud bar talking to a chick and had to blast a viscous fart, would shake a entire room if it was quite, told the girl I'd be back, just walked away and into a crowd and let that muthafukka rip like

Your use of that smiley had me

 

[DamonDashsRocAFellaChain]

On some real shyt, it depends on what # date you're on. If you already smashed, letting out that fart is simply further establishing your dominance. If you haven't smashed, I would wait.