Holy ****, I'm Overhearing the Whitest Sports Conversation Ever

[Walt]

In a Vietnamese restaurant, only two tables in here right now. 4 fiftysomething whites at one, me and a chick at the others.

Highlights:

*Ray Lewis, I mean give me a break - he's a coldblooded murderer.
*I can't even watch football anymore, they're barely a step from street thugs.
*They would be criminals if they weren't playing football, no question about that.
*I don't know how guys like Peyton deal with it.
*Well you know what they say... Can't play football without a ball and chain!

5 minutes later one of them says, you all really should watch The Wire, it's just fantastic.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I couldn't help myself, on our way out I walked by their table and asked if they were familair with the area, and if they knew where I could find a coffee shop called CAC. The fukked up thing is one of the two women gave me directions to a place around the corner.

Also - I swear on my life - one of the white women started singing montel jordan's THIS IS HOW WE DO IT in the middle of lunch. It was like a comedy skit on caricatures of white people.

 

[tremonthustler1]

and you didn't have someone videotape it and yell WORLDSTAR at the end?

 

[Basaglia]

In a Vietnamese restaurant, only two tables in here right now. 4 fiftysomething whites at one, me and a chick at the others.

Highlights:

*Ray Lewis, I mean give me a break - he's a coldblooded murderer.
*I can't even watch football anymore, they're barely a step from street thugs.
*They would be criminals if they weren't playing football, no question about that.
*I don't know how guys like Peyton deal with it.
*Well you know what they say... Can't play football without a ball and chain!

5 minutes later one of them says, you all really should watch The Wire, it's just fantastic.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I couldn't help myself, on our way out I walked by their table and asked if they were familair with the area, and if they knew where I could find a coffee shop called CAC. The fukked up thing is one of the two women gave me directions to a place around the corner.

Also - I swear on my life - one of the white women started singing montel jordan's THIS IS HOW WE DO IT in the middle of lunch. It was like a comedy skit on caricatures of white people.

Where you at again, dogg?

 

[mastermind]

i was at a brunch on Super Bowl Sunday and these upper crust white people were going in on Ray Lewis, calling him a murderer and that he shouldnt be allowed to play, etc. All I could do was laugh.

 

[Premeditated]

sounds like a Chappelle Show skit

 

[Chris Broussard]

stop eavesdropping on my lunch

 

[NYC Rebel]

Can't wait for them to revive their "concern" over the alleged Ray Lewis murder victims five years from now when he's a first ballot HOFamer.

 

[FlimFlam]

sounds like they post on this forum

cause i feel the same way about a lot of shyt that gets said and goes unchecked on here

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

In a Vietnamese restaurant, only two tables in here right now. 4 fiftysomething whites at one, me and a chick at the others.

Highlights:

*Ray Lewis, I mean give me a break - he's a coldblooded murderer.
*I can't even watch football anymore, they're barely a step from street thugs.
*They would be criminals if they weren't playing football, no question about that.
*I don't know how guys like Peyton deal with it.
*Well you know what they say... Can't play football without a ball and chain!

5 minutes later one of them says, you all really should watch The Wire, it's just fantastic.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I couldn't help myself, on our way out I walked by their table and asked if they were familair with the area, and if they knew where I could find a coffee shop called CAC. The fukked up thing is one of the two women gave me directions to a place around the corner.

Also - I swear on my life - one of the white women started singing montel jordan's THIS IS HOW WE DO IT in the middle of lunch. It was like a comedy skit on caricatures of white people.

All that was missin was a Lisa Lampanelli cameo at the end

 

[James Worthy]

I would have joined their convo like ”Yeah, they are all thugs and criminals. Ray is a killer and let's not forget Ben rothilsberger is a serial rapist. They also pop pills, are alcoholics and send pictures of their penis like Brett farve.

 

[mastermind]

I would have joined their convo like ”Yeah, they are all thugs and criminals. Ray is a killer and let's not forget Ben rothilsberger is a serial rapist. They also pop pills, are alcoholics and send pictures of their penis like Brett farve.

or moon innocent women like Peyton

 

[Pack2]

The only thing missing from the story was the conversation on how Mike Vick should be in jail and on death row for "what he did to those poor dogs" ...

 

[Heelmatic]

sounds like a Chappelle Show skit

Ha for real. You sure this guy wasn't sitting at the table?

 

[The War Report]

 

[dennis roadman]

the breh @Walt takin bytches to eat vietnamese food for lunch

you deserve your avi