Home Alone 3 is an abomination

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i heard they making a home alone 8

macaluly culkin is the dad now
 

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there was a Home Alone Dogs:dwillhuh: and even a 5:wtf:???

I never saw 4, just knew it existed.
 

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Home Alone dogs??? Who the fukk would think of that dumb shyt??? Who the fukk would sit and watch dogs accidentally set traps for burglars???? man this shyt here got me :why:
:wtf:at dogs setting up traps for criminals, what they gonna do... poop on the floor so the crooks can slip and fall on it?:scusthov:
 

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id watch it if it was on tv :manny: its a standard kids movie. nothing great but not terrible... if it wasnt named home alone ppl would have zero problem with it....
Home Alone 4 on the other hand is just a terrible movie period. And lets not speak of Home alone 5 and 6

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:laff: @ this shyt.
 

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Agreed Home Alone 3 was terrible....

In retrospect, these Home Alone movies reaffirm how horrible white people are as parents. That's the real message actually..


:stopitslime::stopitslime:

I ain't white but u opened yaself up for a cac to come in here and blast black fathers
 

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:stopitslime::stopitslime:

I ain't white but u opened yaself up for a cac to come in here and blast black fathers

No I didn't. I made a cynical joke about how white America is obsessed with leaving their children at home to be attacked by burglars every CHristmas holiday...if cacs don't like it, then they need to donate some shyt to the writers of the movies...give the kids a babysitter that's there...take the kids to the shooting range...but don't leave them at home EVERY Christmas to fend off muderous burglars and expect it not to convey a message about white parents' lack of parenting skills

Besides, white America has a history of questionable parenting styles...it was well known that white males were business driven individuals that were not significant in raising children closely in white America...their main job was to provide economic security and travel as salesmen, etc. while the woman raised the family...so if any cac wants to challenge me on that, then they need to do a history lesson first, because I have.
 

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No I didn't. I made a cynical joke about how white America is obsessed with leaving their children at home to be attacked by burglars every CHristmas holiday...if cacs don't like it, then they need to donate some shyt to the writers of the movies...give the kids a babysitter that's there...take the kids to the shooting range...but don't leave them at home EVERY Christmas to fend off muderous burglars and expect it not to convey a message about white parents' lack of parenting skills

Besides, white America has a history of questionable parenting styles...it was well known that white males were business driven individuals that were not significant in raising children closely in white America...their main job was to provide economic security and travel as salesmen, etc. while the woman raised the family...so if any cac wants to challenge me on that, then they need to do a history lesson first, because I have.

lol if u say so, I would go in on u...but defending white people is one of the last things I'm interested in doing
 

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I may watch it just to give a funny ass, cynical review for the coli
You can give a review on it... or maybe we need @obarth to give his spin on it on some ":dahell:How you gonna have Rin Tin Tin and Lassie's adopt-a-pet muts save a empty house? No amount of Scooby Snacks are gonna motivate Beethoven and his mutley crew against no dog catchers trying to break it to reach their canine pound quota. :camby:"
 

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You can give a review on it... or maybe we need @obarth to give his spin on it on some ":dahell:How you gonna have Rin Tin Tin and Lassie's adopt-a-pet muts save a empty house? No amount of Scooby Snacks are gonna motivate Beethoven and his mutley crew against no dog catchers trying to break it to reach their canine pound quota. :camby:"

I just really can't imagine how the writers were sitting around thinking that would be a good idea....somebody in the room shouldve said, "People leave their dogs home all the fukking time...how are the dogs going to stop the burglars when the burglars could just shoot the dogs? I'm not making this bullshyt!"
 
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I just really can't imagine how the writers were sitting around thinking that would be a good idea....somebody in the room shouldve said, "People leave their dogs home all the fukking time...how are the dogs going to stop the burglars when the burglars could just shoot the dogs? I'm not making this bullshyt!"
I'm glad Family Guy last week pointed this very fact out
 
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