This situation is so messed up. 
My home girl stays with her man. He comes home yesterday with his home boy who they jokingly refer to as '3 Arm Johnny'.
Anyway Johnny comes in the house living up to his name in some basketball shorts. She said the 3rd arm's hang time was so crazy you could see the tip hanging out the bottom.
She, of course, is horrified but her man sees her peeping the mushroom cap and flies into a rage and starts crying his eyes out. He confesses that his Vienna sausage could could never measure up the long arm of the law Johnny is packing.
Her man then gets on a group chat telling his friends about how Johnny made him feel like less than a man in his own home and the proceeds to pack her shyt crying the whole about a man is 'more than a dikk you whore':shaking:.
She tries to go on group chat and plead her case but the damage is done. Baby girl sitting in the Holiday Inn as we speak.
Cold world. :Sadsmiley:
My home girl stays with her man. He comes home yesterday with his home boy who they jokingly refer to as '3 Arm Johnny'.
Anyway Johnny comes in the house living up to his name in some basketball shorts. She said the 3rd arm's hang time was so crazy you could see the tip hanging out the bottom.
She, of course, is horrified but her man sees her peeping the mushroom cap and flies into a rage and starts crying his eyes out. He confesses that his Vienna sausage could could never measure up the long arm of the law Johnny is packing.
Her man then gets on a group chat telling his friends about how Johnny made him feel like less than a man in his own home and the proceeds to pack her shyt crying the whole about a man is 'more than a dikk you whore':shaking:.
She tries to go on group chat and plead her case but the damage is done. Baby girl sitting in the Holiday Inn as we speak.
Cold world. :Sadsmiley:
but she never complained. If anything she said it was light work. Like "juggling a tic tac.'
