Homeless Over an Eggplant :-(

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I feel like this sort of thing does not happen with every day normal people.

...or perhaps I overestimate this country.

 

[PortCityProphet]

This home isnt in the Harlem zipcode if one grown man calling another 3 arm Johnny

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

To flip it, how would a woman feel if her DD friend came over with no bra and nipples are poking through the tshirt?

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

He's had at least 10 years post puberty to come to grips with the fact that he has a small penis, why lose composure and blow up on her now? Childish.

And it's not her fault, exposed peen in a normal social setting is very rare. I've been there and it's like a car crash, difficult to look away.

Exactly. Breh assumed it was outta lust when it was actually out of shock.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

To flip it, how would a woman feel if her DD friend came over with no bra and nipples are poking through the tshirt?

Men look at women all the time. No woman is throwing a dude out for looking at some boobs

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

How big a eggplant are we talking with Johnny

Long enough to be poking out some b ball shorts.

 

[Neuromancer]

This home isnt in the Harlem zipcode if one grown man calling another 3 arm Johnny

No where near Harlem.

 

[levitate]

Clearly fake.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Is this a spin? Swear this happened in a different thread

Yes

@b_low_brown

 

[MischievousMonkey]

You can see the head of the dikk showing and this breh mad at the girl but not his homie?

 

[Mike Nasty]

Men look at women all the time. No woman is throwing a dude out for looking at some boobs

Ummm, what if she had on super small shorts and was sitting in a way the half of her camel was showing, like the airport chick on Twitter?

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Damn, that's fukked up.

That's why before I get serious about a girl, I make it a must to go over her crib and find her adult toys. If I'm snoopin' around her crib and I find that dildo stash with them 6 inch dildos with no girth, my confidence raises exponentially.

If she got them 12 inch, fat ass dildos, I begin my exit strategy.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Ummm, what if she had on super small shorts and was sitting in a way the half of her camel was showing, like the airport chick on Twitter?

I would have asked her to put some clothes on. Again men look at women all the time.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Damn, that's fukked up.

That's why before I get serious about a girl, I make it a must to go over her crib and find her adult toys. If I'm snoopin' around her crib and I find that dildo stash with them 6 inch dildos with no girth, my confidence raises exponentially.

If she got them 12 inch, fat ass dildos, I begin my exit strategy.

Do you ever take any with you?

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Do you ever take any with you?

I took one from a chick. I was a silver bullet looking on the size of my joint.