Homeless Over an Eggplant :-(

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This situation is so messed up. :beli:

My home girl stays with her man. He comes home yesterday with his home boy who they jokingly refer to as '3 Arm Johnny'.

Anyway Johnny comes in the house living up to his name in some basketball shorts. She said the 3rd arm's hang time was so crazy you could see the tip hanging out the bottom.


She, of course, is horrified but her man sees her peeping the mushroom cap and flies into a rage and starts crying his eyes out. He confesses that his Vienna sausage could could never measure up the long arm of the law Johnny is packing.

Her man then gets on a group chat telling his friends about how Johnny made him feel like less than a man in his own home and the proceeds to pack her shyt crying the whole about a man is 'more than a dikk you whore':shaking:.

She tries to go on group chat and plead her case but the damage is done. Baby girl sitting in the Holiday Inn as we speak.

Cold world. :Sadsmiley:

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1st of all y he didn't check his homeboy for comin over with his dicc hanging out. 2nd I can I understand y ya homegirl was staring. It wouldn't be from admiration tho it would be from horror cuz that's 2 much dicc.3rd of all never live in A situation where a nikka can put u out. 4th story fake cuz ain't no real nicca letting no nicca outdicc him in front of his girl lol.

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Great, they broke up, he lost a friend, and his ex girl is about to go fukk his ex-friend. He spent years gassing his friend up by calling him 3 arm johnny, guaranteed she thought about fukking him before, now she gonna seal the deal:mjgrin: He should've just bought his friend some extra large shorts if he knew all about his dikk already:dame: Could've told him to just tuck that shyt in somewhere before coming into the house too:dame:.
 

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1. I’m not cracking jokes w/ a chic about another man’s dikk...let the women do that

2. if she was able to see “it” just by him standing around...then no :dame: but the husband had to notice it when they were playing and shoulda cut that game short and bounced...no explanations

3. in any event he clearly overreacted
 
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