Homeless Over an Eggplant :-(

[AnotherRoute]

yall wild gay for having a breh with his dikk hanging out

Also fukk I look like calling my homie 3 arm johnny .


Who sits there like oh we call him 3arm johnny cause he got big .... I can’t even finish that sentence with out feeling that shyt is not Harlem

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Yall really sat here and entertained this make believe all day long huh

 

[ill_will82]

Basic bird business.

All parties involved lost.

Truth.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Yall really sat here and entertained this make believe all day long huh

It's funny and a spin. Laugh a little.

 

[Barnett114]

How big a eggplant are we talking with Johnny

Flag on the play. Excessive gayness

 

[Swirv]

Your missing the point
Of course anyone would notice, however she made a comment that she should have kept to herself.

I would never say in front of my wife out loud, "damn she got hella a$$" I would keep to myself...but that's just common sense

He brought that on himself by bragging about his homie’s dikk. I don’t know any man who would that. He made it seem like it was cool to conversation about dude.

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

Men look at women all the time. No woman is throwing a dude out for looking at some boobs

 

[Rollie Forbes]

But how can you not look when a man got his dikk all out? Lol

The same way she'd expect him not to look if one of her girlfriends came over with her titties out.

















































































Titties...

 

[JesusFOREVER]

This bullshyt ain’t happen

 

[Sauce Dab]

This thread is 5 pages and this is the locker room so I assume it’s mostly men in here. Wtf are y’all discussing in here?

 

[Wiles]

Also fukk I look like calling my homie 3 arm johnny .


Who sits there like oh we call him 3arm johnny cause he got big .... I can’t even finish that sentence with out feeling that shyt is not Harlem

the breh is so far from Harlem he needs a passport to get back

 

[---]

Wait is this a true story, wasn't there just another story like this a few days ago.

If it is true my theory stays true that the word bytch was never intended for women it was meant for men. Some cats out hear have beyond fukking fragile egos.

See in the gym and use to see in BJJ all the time. Cat is doing two plates at the gym next cat comes in behind him does 3 plates, bytch ass cat leave gym never comes back. BJJ cats gets choked out a few times what bytch ass dude leave the dojo and never comes back. Set of cats out here that I honestly cant relate to on any level.

 

[Contrefaire]

That nikka is insecure af and bytch made to boot, but the actual bytch in the situation ain't much better.

If you as a woman have all your housing/finances tied up with a man then you already lost. When and if you have your own shyt ain't no "getting kicked out" or being homeless. That being said, if you KNOW you have to depend on a man then it's best you keep your eyes to yourself and leave the next nikkas package alone.

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

 

[Michael's Black Son]

This situation is so messed up.

My home girl stays with her man. He comes home yesterday with his home boy who they jokingly refer to as '3 Arm Johnny'.

Anyway Johnny comes in the house living up to his name in some basketball shorts. She said the 3rd arm's hang time was so crazy you could see the tip hanging out the bottom.

She, of course, is horrified but her man sees her peeping the mushroom cap and flies into a rage and starts crying his eyes out. He confesses that his Vienna sausage could could never measure up the long arm of the law Johnny is packing.

Her man then gets on a group chat telling his friends about how Johnny made him feel like less than a man in his own home and the proceeds to pack her shyt crying the whole about a man is 'more than a dikk you whore':shaking:.

She tries to go on group chat and plead her case but the damage is done. Baby girl sitting in the Holiday Inn as we speak.

Cold world. :Sadsmiley:

LMFAO