Homeless Over an Eggplant :-(

[LeVraiPapi]

All i'm saying is let's get you in a room alone with Johnny and see how it plays out

But really if this story is true shyt is hilarious. Reminds me of this old song by a haitian artists called Coupé-Cloué where he sings about being a "sausage vendor" Of course growing up in Haiti and hearing this song when we were like 7 years old we'd innocently repeat the lyrics and grown folks would smack us in the mouth for saying it. We honestly thought the shyt was about sausages. Turns out all of Coupé's music had sexual innuendo.
It's now as an adult as i listen to these songs and i'm like

Just to give you an idea, this is album cover ...

@Soundbwoy @LeVraiPapi , Ya'll remember this?

That song was in my mind yesterday because theres another song he had put in the end of it for. That song a classic. That fender guitar was Meeeaaan.

Yeah @BlackPearl The Empress would let Johnny snack it too. She sounds excited about the whole thing and biting her lips.

 

[intruder]

Why would I be alone in a room with a man I have no sexual interest in?

That song was in my mind yesterday because theres another song he had put in the end of it for. That song a classic. That fender guitar was Meeeaaan.

Yeah @BlackPearl The Empress would let Johnny snack it too. She sounds excited about the whole thing and biting her lips.

I was probably 7 or 8 and got smacked in the mouth for repeating the lyrics to "Sociss" and the lyrics to "men rat la".
When i was in my 20s i'd hear these songs again and listening the lyrics i was like when i understood what was going in "men rat la"

 

[BigMan]

She shouldn’t have stared

 

[SAINT]

This is a spin thread. Decent effort

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

That song was in my mind yesterday because theres another song he had put in the end of it for. That song a classic. That fender guitar was Meeeaaan.

Yeah @BlackPearl The Empress would let Johnny snack it too. She sounds excited about the whole thing and biting her lips.

Sounds like ya'lls inner pervert is showing

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

This is a spin thread. Decent effort

This forum is usually touche about dikk jokes. They took this one surprisingly well.

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Couples settle beefs in group chats nowadays?

 

[teacher]

Why would I be alone in a room with a man I have no sexual interest in?

So because he is above average you have no sexual interest in him or is it something else?

 

[LeVraiPapi]

I was probably 7 or 8 and got smacked in the mouth for repeating the lyrics to "Sociss" and the lyrics to "men rat la".
When i was in my 20s i'd hear these songs again and listening the lyrics i was like when i understood what was going in "men rat la"

I havent u derstood man rat la yet. Lets jump back to the Haitian thread breh. We have lots of albums out.

 

[Mars]

Her man obviously created this whole situation as a way to break up with her.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

So because he is above average you have no sexual interest in him or is it something else?

I like my insides. I have no interest in having them destroyed. That shyt is for pornstars.

 

[iBrowse]

May a chick never have to suck a dikk to survive.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

I don't know Johnny

Hell.. at this point, I wanna know Johnny

 

[iBrowse]

Joke about another man's peen with your girl in real life...

Something is missing here.

Yeah, I don't know any black man that talks like that in any capacity.

Unless he's gay .

 

[iBrowse]

Oh so it's a spinoff .