Homeless Over an Eggplant :-(

Fctftl

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He fukked up lettin his friend walk around his home like that.:kawhihuh:

Unless she was starin at his friend droolin n rubbin herself i dont see the big deal. People gonna notice things they find attractive, its human nature.:spurcmon:

If Jada Stevens walk into my home theres a high probability im gonna catch a glance at that ass. as long as its a glance tho my girlfriend aint gonna care.:janiceyoudontsay:

Then again she bi so she prolly gonna be lookin at that ass with me:patrice:
 

dat aint da same sandwich

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This situation is so messed up. :beli:

My home girl stays with her man. He comes home yesterday with his home boy who they jokingly refer to as '3 Arm Johnny'.

Anyway Johnny comes in the house living up to his name in some basketball shorts. She said the 3rd arm's hang time was so crazy you could see the tip hanging out the bottom.

She, of course, is horrified but her man sees her peeping the mushroom cap and flies into a rage and starts crying his eyes out. He confesses that his Vienna sausage could could never measure up the long arm of the law Johnny is packing.

Her man then gets on a group chat telling his friends about how Johnny made him feel like less than a man in his own home and the proceeds to pack her shyt crying the whole about a man is 'more than a dikk you whore':shaking:.

She tries to go on group chat and plead her case but the damage is done. Baby girl sitting in the Holiday Inn as we speak.

Cold world. :Sadsmiley:

Real rap, you should consider becoming a scriptwriter. :salute:
 

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IF the baby can be birthed naturally, natural>C-section. But you didn't answer my second question what makes you believe you wouldn't enjoy it. Or are you afraid of being sprung? dikkmatized etc.?

Bigger doesn't equal better.

Anyway, you a little too interested in my vaginal business sir. Imma need you to chill out a little bit.
 

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I think that joint extra small though :patrice: but she never complained. If anything she said it was light work. Like "juggling a tic tac.'
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