This confirms my theory on getting ahead to whatever it is we want. Lie! Bend the truth and tell motherfukkers what they want to hear.
Imagine finding out your dad like fukking homeless dudes![]()

BrehImagine finding out your dad like fukking homeless dudes![]()

What?!I always do this when parents die doing embarrassing shyt lol. Like when that mom died after having sex with a dog because she was allergic to dog sperm. Imagine finding out your mom died from having sex with a dog.![]()

I think that's worse.I always do this when parents die doing embarrassing shyt lol. Like when that mom died after having sex with a dog because she was allergic to dog sperm. Imagine finding out your mom died from having sex with a dog.![]()

Breh
What?!![]()

I mean if I was a gay dude, I wouldn't want a hoe looking like he just killed some nikkas in Juarez![]()

Breh, she met a dude online and he had her have sex with his dog and she died from an allergic reaction to the dogs sperm. And she had a bunch of kids.![]()
white people...Imagine finding out your dad like fukking homeless dudes![]()

Imagine finding out your dad like fukking homeless dudes![]()
Gotdamn it man. I was gonna make a legit mature response. fukk it now.you remember that Chris Rock movie when they found out the dad was going with a midget dudefuneral is gonna be mad awkward
