How you show up to that funeral
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I ain't touchin' that nikka He in the coffin with nut on his hands 
all jokes aside 
Hospital worker dies from heart attack while watching porn
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I ain't touchin' that nikka He in the coffin with nut on his hands all jokes aside I mean a heart attack is not like a light switch, I would have broken the screen at least
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How you show up to that funeral
I showed up to a funeral where a guy I knew died of a heart attack while watching porn. Surprisingly no one brought it up...
Until after the funeral...
DonKnock
KPJ Gonna Save Us
CarbonBraddock
You will be trolled
the only L bigger than this one is when the dudes have to go to the emergency room because they have put foreign objects up their own selves. seek the counsel of @Ronnie Lott if you would like to know more
Wait this is a common occurrence?!
People die jacking off every day b.
Ok not every day
But yea some people use performance enhancement pills during their activities which messes with their heart and boom they die with their duck in their hands. When there's no family or friends around, they spend days or even weeks at that same position until someone notices and opens your bedroom door and finds you like that.
In other cases the porn was so good their heart simply couldn't take no more.
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Wow what a departure..dying after or during ejaculation.
Bless!
Bless!
TITTY__CHOPgloves. st: 19562824 said:How you show up to that funeral
With rubber gloves.
KravenMorehead™
Barrel Brothers.®
There used to be these Asian (I think Korean) web comics that would have dudes randomly killed but they muster up all the will they can to get up and go home to wipe their computer hard drives dap/
repto whoever has links to them
Bonus:
Max Goonberg
Superstar
Tryna get me a chip put in my body soon as my heart stop laptop self destruct
Pull up to heaven like
Pull up to heaven like