Your natural environments will be trashed because there will be no EPA.
Your schools will teach gibberish because there will be no funding and no DoE.
Your people will die because the healthcare plan is basically a fukking mortgage.
Your jobs are being outsourced because your bosses don't give a fukk.
Your people can't piss and shyt in peace because apparently transsexuals are terrorizing toilets.
Your original people of your land are having their sacred grounds bulldozed in the name of capitalism.
Your cabinet consists of many white supremacists and people who have literally have no experience in their chosen department.
Your president gets his news from right wing websites and likes to arm wrestle foreign leaders.
Your president is also a coward.
Your president engages in Twitter beefs and does not like to attend security briefings.
Your president is scared of journalists.
Your president
allegedly committed treason by conspiring with a foreign power in order to win the election.
Your Secretary of Housing, who spent his life in the medical field, thinks slaves were immigrants.
Your chief strategist is a National Socialist.
Your White House speaker is incapable of.. anything.
Your Secretary of education thinks guns should be in school because smokey the motherfukking bear is gonna invade schools and gobble them up like popcorn chicken bites.
Your president cannot provide clean water to impoverished citizens of Flint, but can build a wall to prevent 'bad hombres and rapists' from illegally entering the border.
Your customs agents have seen too many Hunger Games movies.
Your president thinks that 30 days is enough to come up with a plan to eradicate ISIS.
Your president expresses himself with the eloquence of a intellectually hindered high school student.
Your previous generations refuse to help your current generations and tells them that they are lazy and entitled despite
overwhelming evidence that making a living 3 to 5 decades ago was much easier compared to now.
Your country is fukked