"Houston women will set you up"

shopthatwrecks

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44 bricks...acre shaker
It almost happened to me here in Houston a few years ago and back when I lived in Dallas back in 2009. Oak Cliff, Pleasant Grove, and 3rd Ward hoes will be the worst of me. :wow::francis:
i learned a long time ago... in dallas.. if she likes blackjack n big t pizza.. give her 214-844-6311.. for a number .. i aint got time.. be she can call n check it :russ:
 

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Do you need a rental car when you go to Houston? Heard its spread out
yeah... i wouldnt trust uber or lyft..its always 40/60 chance u could caught up

its safer n u will have a peace of mind...

.. get a got damn me subaru good gas mileage easy on ya pockets
 

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Petty Vandross.. fukk Yall
Houston women are very hard to crack but at the same time they get away with that demure, southern charm shyt
That’s how nikkas get caught up in Houston and Dallas
You out of town nikkas are use to women talking crazy to you with jorts and Timbs while flirting
Then you come down here and the women start talking soft and sweet with a sundress on showing all her yams
And you lose all your supposed superior awareness because you from New Yawk:mjlol:
Not knowing these hoes know you a walking lick because your whole personality is being from whatever the fukk state you from like that’s a flex
That’s how you get spanked down here
You’ve been warned
 
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The Lyfy drivers be sending goons to ya crib? :lupe:
u never know if they have multiple phones drop the location on their pick up...

or if its broad doin the lyft... they pick up and she end up raped

vice versa...

 
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I remember back in the day me
and my homies were in Atlanta
visiting my cousin Tina.

It was sunday and for some reason
you couldnt buy liquor so we drove
to some hood to buy some bottles
of liquor that came in green bottles.

Me tina and my homie dre
are sitting in this shack of a crib
and i kept seeing somebody peeping
through the curtain to the kitchen.

the dude come out with the liquor
and like that i have him in rear choke
with a glock under his ribs and shyt
went crazy!!!! tina screaming and crying,
dude is in panic mode and my homie dre
is in go mode.

the curtain parted and it's a short
old lady with a box full of our bottles
crying and begging us not kill anybody
and just take the money.

the fear in her eyes turned me into a little
boy (tears and all)........apologized for 20 minutes,
explained that i thought they were
trying to rob or kill us, paid them
and even gave them a hundred dollar tip.

tina didnt speak to me for months.
young and stupid....
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Tell the damn story nikka :what:
The most recent incident was in 2023. A chick I met off Hinge. We planned to meet at her apartment one night. I told her I was in a black Toyota camry, but I actually have a red charger. I posted up in the parking lot and called her to see what her apartment number was. I saw a dude keep coming in and out of her apartment. She kept blowing up my phone asking where I was at and I told her I'm almost there. The whole time I keep seeing a dude step out the apartment for a few minutes then go back in. She said she lived alone. I could hear a man's voice in the background and when I asked her about it, she said it was the TV. :mjpls:

A few minutes later, she and the dude both stepped outside to smoke. She said earlier that she doesn't smoke and doesn't fukk with dudes that smoke. :mjpls:

Soon as I saw that, I waited until they went back inside and then drove off.
 
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