Hov's bottom 5 songs

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things that you do feat mariah carey
i know what girls like
dig a hole
anything (kc)

I almost put "snoopy track" on the list.. i actually like all the "wack" songs off blueprint 2 and even "sunshine" off vol 1 i like :heh:

Reminder gets honorable mention and so does venus vs mars with beyonce.. the cassie version was a million times better
 

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Never liked A Ballad....

Felt like Hov was trying too hard to make a deep thought provoking song. But it felt hollow and soulless.
 

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people clown Kingdom Come but those joints lost one, trouble, and dig a hole.

That third verse in trouble gotta be one of Jay's best brehs...

You little nikkas ain't deep you dumb
You nikkas ain't gangsta, you gum, I chew lil' nikkas
Hock-too, spew lil' nikkas
I can only view lil'nikkas like lil' nikkas
But in lieu of lil' nikkas trying to play that boy
I *phew, phew* lil' nikkas with the latest toy
Unlike you lil' nikka, I'm a grown ass man
Big shoes to fill nikka, grown ass pants
Probably hustled with your pops, go ask your parents
It's apparent you're staring at a legend who
Put a few lil' nikkas in their place before
Trying to eat without saying their grace before
Blasphemous b*stard get your faith restored
You're viewing your version of the Lord
God--MC lil' nikka, applaud, or
Forever burn in the fire that I spit at y'all
I rebuke you lil' nikka, the meek shall perish
I'll roof you lil' nikka, I'm a project terrorist
Cute, you lil' nikkas think you in my class
Substitute lil' nikkas soon feel my wrath
I mute you lil' nikka, you a lil' nikka
I shall abuse you lil' nikka, I'm a ill nikka
Now shoot you lil' nikkas, go somewhere and play
Cause the day I lose to you lil nikkas, no day

:whew::whew::whew::whew::whew::whew::whew::whew::whew:
 

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I believe he's talking about the "Anything" on Kingdom Come which featured Usher, not the single he made earlier in his career.
This this this this.

Anything and Hollywood from Kingdom Come are the worst hov tracks I've ever heard in my life.

Also, the beat on Beach Chairs gives me massive headaches despite Hov's rhymes being dope.
 
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Since I didn't post earlier:

I Know What Girls Like
Jigga That nikka
'03 Bonnie & Clyde
Anything (Kingdom Come)
Off That
 
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fukk All Night
What They Gonna Do Feat Sean Paul (The Original version that was a bonus cut is actually decent though)
Ghetto Techno (I think I only listened to that shyt once, but it was pretty terrible from what I remember)
I Made It
I Know What Girls Like

This shyt was hard to put together honestly. Even Jay's worst songs are listenable to me. I know it's a sacrilege to say on here, but I've never even disliked 03 Bonnie and Clyde..
 

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fukk All Night
What They Gonna Do Feat Sean Paul (The Original version that was a bonus cut is actually decent though)
Ghetto Techno (I think I only listened to that shyt once, but it was pretty terrible from what I remember)
I Made It
I Know What Girls Like

This shyt was hard to put together honestly. Even Jay's worst songs are listenable to me. I know it's a sacrilege to say on here, but I've never even disliked 03 Bonnie and Clyde..

:whoa: I thought everyone liked that track

In no particular order:
1. Ghetto Techno
2. Anything feat. Pharrell & Usher
3. Hate
4. I Know What Girls Like
5. Things That U Do

None of these songs have a single redeeming factor whatsoever (although Kanye was alright on Hate)
 
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