Hov's Post Retirement Career Appreciation Thread (No, Seriously)

[illa_delf]

Look, I get it He went from Young Hova Da Gawd to Gray Hova Da Granpa From dope boy fresh to dementia boy trash From lyrical genuis to Souljah Boy 2.0 Satisfied, fans? Good....now onto the thread

Stumbling Out The Blocks (2006): Hov is the GOAT, and TBA was him @ his peak, so for him to comeback with KC is like Marlo getting back in the game & selling nikkaz Tylenol instead of heroin I'll give him this, tho: Despite the godawful lows, the 1st 1/2 of the album + Hov's overall performance is enough to warrant 3/5 mics

Reasonable Doubt The Sequel (2007): Hov's 4th classic & best post-TBA performance Hov on his instrospective hustler shyt over soulful beatsAG saved his crusty hump post-KC debacle

*insert gif of Hov doing the "ehhhh" hand motion* (2008):

Swagga Like Us Maybach Music & Mr Carter Put On, Jocking Jay-Z, A Billi

I Dumbed Down My Lyrics To 2x My Dollars..........Again (2009): Like the last album he admitted to doing this on (Vol 2), BP3 took Hov's career to another stratosphere. Yes, the album features his cold flow & none of the musical abortions found on KC, but overall it's his weakest lyrical effort post-TBA

Everybody Knows Imma Muthafukkin Monster (2010): After the lyrically lackluster BP3 Hov stepped his non-pen game up & went on a feature tear that showed why he's still THAT camel....Shiny Suit Theory Maybach Music 2 Light UpMonster So Appalled Free Mason

Headshots, nikka, fukk Yo Vest (2011):

Hov blackin out on WTT with his best post-TBA performance along with AG Primetime verse HAM verse 4 CMR & those shots towards Beans on Why I Luv U That moment you realize you were a fool to let Run The Town fool you into thinking Kanye could ever fukk with Hov Mr Nice Watch verse (J Cole)


Cliqued Up With 3 Kings (2012):
Getting washed by Kanye on CliqueBodying 3 Kings to the point nikkaz was calling it 1 King on Twitter Hov spittin that condescending, shyttin on nikkaz, big $ talk That awkward moment when a nikka tells u yo life ain't worth his his toddler's living accommodations & u both know it's tru


Magna Carta Holy Fai.......Awwww, fukk It; I'll Take My Negs (2013):
Album was dope as fukk 4.25 mics Loved the concept & execution Production/arrangement & Hov's flow/cadence/delivery was Lyrically he went from ranging from to on WTT to ranging from to on MCHG, but he was still dope as fukk
Drunk In Love & Suit Tie verses Devil Is A Lie verse

I Done Seen It All (2014): They Don't Love U No More I know Khaled heard that shyt and was like I do to deserve this Ha Remix 2.0 verse? I waited all these yrs 4 this camelshyt?

We Made It Remix & Seen It All

tl;dr version: Hov from KC to BP3 = on the Wizards...Hov post-BP3 = on the Bulls during 2nd 3peat

 

[itsyoung!!]

this is what you chose to do with your morning ? You abusing coli smiles n shyt

 

[toomanydoses]

Damn that post was sensory overload. And lol at the no seriously in the title.

 

[vampire xtc]

That awkward moment when a nikka tells u yo life ain't worth his his toddler's living accommodations & u both know it's tru


^^fav part of the post lol

 

[VanVanCity]

atleast brush your teeth before you put his dikk in your mouth

 

[Nomad1]

 

[Kyree]

Unreadable thread.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Unreadable thread.

I thought that I was the only one

 

[boskey]

this is what you chose to do with your morning ? You abusing coli smiles n shyt

 

[blackslash]

 

[Da King]

 

[Fade Runner 2049]

 

[Ghost Like Swayze]

this is the musical equivalent of an aborted foetus. That beat is just

Edit: @illa_delf how you gonna talk about 2009 and mention



I remember hearing this and thinking hov was gonna bless us with some real rap on blueprint 3...