How Ancient Rome Wiped Their Asses

[GunRanger]

So they could build bridges and temples but couldn't figure out how to put together cotton wipes

A wet sponge is cleaner than toilet paper.

Now sharing it is a whole other thing

 

[s@n]

*then

No

 

[mag357]

So they could build bridges and temples but couldn't figure out how to put together cotton wipes

Word...
Like let's be real here for a second.

I be trying to tell nikkaz these people that u think are smart and trust to tell u all kinds of stuff, just be pulling sht out their ass.

Like the most insane, unbelievable thing u can image they will tell u
And people will believe it cause craccaz said it

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Mars]

Just bring your own sponge and dipping solution

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

yeah when I was growing up some people still used leaves but you had to know the specific ones to use. they were big like banana tree leaves and you could fold them and take big pieces. these are lost skills. your average person today might go out there and wipe with poison ivy

Tearing up somebody’s banana tree for some shyt paper is foul

 

[fscballin]

Ill just say all of those pretty castles you see in Europe you should peep how they used to get down in their castles

How would one “peep” anything from that long ago. You honestly don’t even know who or how those Castles were created without power tools.

 

[boogers]

i was taking a dump at work earlier and this thread popped into my head again and i had a thought

why didnt people just bring their own stick? if i had to wipe my ass with a sponge that was going to be re-used constantly, i'd rather it be my own personal sponge. IDK if anyone brought this up, but communal shyt sticks would be a GREAT way to spread diseases like syphillis, gonorrhea, herpes, etc.

i feel like theres something missing from this story. like maybe the communal shyt sticks were for poor people, and wealthy romans had their own. i just cant imagine an aristocrat being okay with sharing a sponge with a commoner.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

That honestly sounds way cleaner that dry toilet paper. Only downside is sharing it. Everybody should've had their own personal.

 

[fscballin]

i was taking a dump at work earlier and this thread popped into my head again and i had a thought

why didnt people just bring their own stick? if i had to wipe my ass with a sponge that was going to be re-used constantly, i'd rather it be my own personal sponge. IDK if anyone brought this up, but communal shyt sticks would be a GREAT way to spread diseases like syphillis, gonorrhea, herpes, etc.

i feel like theres something missing from this story. like maybe the communal shyt sticks were for poor people, and wealthy romans had their own. i just cant imagine an aristocrat being okay with sharing a sponge with a commoner.

The devil sell lies