How are we going to help Napoleon?

[It is a mystery]

Ayesha Curry posted 2 tweets (maybe 100 characters total) in December 2015 (!), and ever since then it's been an on-site ting with him and her
I'll post receipts but not all of them because there are way too damn many
Him hating on Ayesha curry in thread 1

Spoiler

she ain't doing shyt but selling a brand. Dudes stay getting fooled by fake images

because she DIDNT?

Breh, she'd just find out what you do for a living, pat you on the head and tell you "good luck" as she starts texting the 6' 3" point guard from the millionaire family

nikkas want an Ayesha but she doesn't even want some of YOU all. Thats the part people are forgetting.

To get an Ayesha, you gotta be what SHE wants. She's not some virtuous girl...she's dating a millionaire super athlete and ain't doing shyt but shaming chicks who didn't hit the lotto.

Her entire brand is fugazi

if she dropped a gospel album, ya'll would eat it up and ignore the fact that she's only branding herself

You want an Ayesha? Fine...but she's NOT checking for YOU

The type of person who would talk that sort of shyt for the hell of it about anyone who isn't her just sounds silly. Thats how you know she's full of shyt. People don't proclaim their own "classiness" other people do that for you. The more you talk about how good you are, the less I believe it.

She's living that idealized life and talking down on those who aren't.

She's doesn't want for anything. She's married to a rich dude from a rich family. She's all image and branding.

And miss me with her "cooking" skills...she's probably mixing cake mix with 2 eggs and ya'll think she's fukking julia child

Don't think that this isn't her "brand" that she's selling. She's got millions of eyes on her and she's pushing that humble housewife image.

Its still marketing at the end of the day.

Who gives a fukk...jsut cause she's selling an image you like doesn't mean she's not SELLING an image.

Get your head out your ass.

You're not better or worse than her. She's merely selling an image...its fake.

I'm just trying to pull dudes back to reality.

They like sluts but then claim they all want a good girl...and Ayesha is one of the fakest ones i've ever seen.

You can just TELL she's faking it. So on top of her self-righteous moralizing, which isn't a trait of someone who is humble, you have to ignore all of the things that intuitively tell you she's full of shyt.

Breh, I think women should be free to do what the fukk they want.

I'd respect Ayesha if she was doing shyt with her life. All she has to offer is talking about how she's married, a christian, and lives a happy life....yeah cause she's married to a superstar athlete who comes from a rich family, himself. She's a failed actress cooking bullshyt microwave meals and gassing people up talking about how "classy" she is...she's full of shyt and we all know it cause no one who is that humble has to spend all that time telling other people about it.

She's selling that image and playing it up...and you're eating it up and calling it "positive"

You KNOW its successful marketing since you are willing to jump in front of those bullets for her. Thats how you know her campaign worked on you.





now, do I personally associate with these slores? No. But its precisely that reason that allows me to do that. I want people who are ACTUALLY like that...not people who get shamed into being who they're not by some self-righteous woman with everything and nothing to ask for in life.

No one who actually has those characteristics has to tell other people so much about what characteristics she has.

She's married to a rich dude. You don't get to talk about how classy you are when theres nothing wrong in your life. Its just silly. She's not even offering advice, merely asserting moralizing declarative statements.

Ayesha is selling that "good housewife" image.

She doesn't HAVE to be in the spotlight. She chose this shyt and her campaign is winning. You all know damn well that if she wanted to just play the backfield she could easily do it.

Watch. She'll get a reality TV show out of this shyt and you'll see how arrogant she is.

Him hating on Ayesha in thread 2

Spoiler

Women who tweet that higher than mighty "i'm a lady" bullshyt are some petty ass chicks though...lets not front. Ayesha ain't exactly "earning her keep" either...

Steph got a lot more years in the league...we all know those hollywood marriages are a tough nut to crack

I GET it...but Ayesha comes off as petty while sitting in her castle with her perfect life and excellent athlete husband...she literally ain't doing shyt but talking down on people.

Ayesha ain't lift a finger but to shop but out here shaming other hoes...

Be "classy" if you want, but don't try to stunt when we know you're not doing shyt either but parading your "marriage" status

exactly...shes a little delusional...like yo...you don't DO anything with life but talk down on other chicks cause you're not single.

You act like that makes you entitled to something....

Ayesha doesn't work....she aint do shyt but get pregnant, be light-skinned, and call herself a "classy christian"

Thats the epitome of fake entitlement...

man if you don't shut your corny ass up

You over here poking the beehive trying to talk shyt...be grateful your fukking husband is winning

I'm no offended...but she's one of those Country Club wives who forget how real it is out here when she's basically getting fat and boasting about how real her life is. That shyt is some fraudulent behavior especially when I know you ain't doing shyt all day

"look at me...i'm a classy christian woman who doesn't need to show off"...like...yo who asked you? If your husband wasn't kicking 3 pointers every other night no one would know you.

She just sounds corny to me...like yo...its JUST marriage...who are you flexing for?

Let Steph fukk up ONE time and these tweets coming out the shed

Him hating in thread 3 (this one has the most hate , I got bored of quoting after some point but go check yourself)

Spoiler

Eh...she ain't really about shyt though. She never was. Heard she was a failed "actor" or some shyt. She shames chicks who aren't married to millionaire sports superstars and the acts like she's the classiest chick on the block.

I see through that "modesty" bullshyt. Its game.

hate?

no.

Do I look funny at a chick who has an empty resume besides being a basketball superstar's wife?

Yea.

You all are a couple are successful because of Steph. Not you. You bring nothing to that union. And for her to flaunt that shyt just shows how hard the landing is gonna be when that glitz and glamor and shine wears off.

Hell, even Tamia (a la Grant Hill) was a successful singer. Ayesha can't even get a check cashing spot commercial

If steph twisted his ankle, ain't no one buying those cake-mix creations you pushing out here

aight look my dude...they can be happily married...but she's full of shyt at the end of the day for acting like she's this role model when all she is, is a chick who got lucky. Thats it. All that "partner" shyt goes out the window when you realize how one-sided that relationship is. That "hold down the home" shyt is some inflated bullshyt in the 21st century since you're not out here milking cows and fetching water So miss me with that shyt At the end of the day, whenever someone is out there trying to remind you how "moral" and "sophisticated" and "classy" they are, without anyone telling them that they are those things, but instead proclaiming it about themselves? RUN THE FU&K away. They're not about shyt, and the type of person to do that is a fraud...which isn't a reach considering how religious she is...those christians tend to inflate their self-importance like a motherfukker. Oh, and ain't shyt as an actress she's missing out on now that her husband is a successful basketball player...theres nothing that would be compromised cause its not like they were calling her ass back to table-reads anyways

Breh, Action Bronson has a "food" show...so does Anthony Bourdain...they dont' do shyt on their shows (even as former chefs) but travel and eat.

hell, she might even only get a 6 episode pilot run and they might not even renew that shyt

Ya'll out here giving her a win when we all know she ain't got nan-skills to even elevate her over a 3-star restaurant line cook

breh...Ayesha buddied up to a pro athlete. Now i'm not saying she ain't shyt on that alone...but come on...she knew what time it was. She was gonna play her role until she got that ring. Now that she got it, she's acting like she's royalty out here.

That association will have people with nothing acting like they have everything...and its funny-style to me.

Watch...Steph better keep his nose clean while he's in the league ...cause all this big shyt she's talking is gonna come RIGHT back on that ass

I've seen even PERFECT baller wives get trashed out here

whats your argument?

I don't care about this chick...but I do hope people aren't falling for the modesty trick....that shyt is meant to pander to sensibilities she really doesn't have.

She's a narcissist. Thats the point.

I'm not impressed.

Ya'll want me to be.

But i'm not.

How much longer are we going to let him terrorize this woman on the internet?

 

[全能の神]

 

[Soundwave]

at this being an intervention thread

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Only person besides Sierra Mist that I've had on ignore and it's just

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

What? Dude people don't have to agree with you. I simply push back on the notion that she's worth putting on a pedestal

 

[ben anderson]

fukk her right in the p*ssy

 

[It is a mystery]

I'm personally indifferent towards the whole ayesha curry situation on thecoli (or atleast what it spiraled into) but does this not seem like an extra-ordinary amount of hate towards a person over 2 tweets?

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

What? Dude people don't have to agree with you. I simply push back on the notion that she's worth putting on a pedestal

Have you ever had a girlfriend

The way u post I feel like u haven't.

 

[Beedad]

Space for rent.

 

[All Knowledge]

Jeez

 

[Arithmetic]

The hate

 

[Diondon]

Goddamn

 

[onlylno]

Napoleon is still here.

...And He's going to war with ayesha Curry.

 

[Clark Wayne]

Dude be going hard as hell too.


I'm just sitting back like bruh

Chill

 

[BaldingSoHard]

That's a lotta projecting.