cleanface coney
Superstar
its only a L cuz you seem to take it so serious
How Big Of An L Did I Take Last Night??
- Thread starter PhonZhi
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DeuceZ
Li pitit gason
Let me list your L's in chronological order:
1. A first date for 6 hours
2. Asking for a kiss on the cheek
3. She kissed her hand and touched your cheek (this is like 10 L's in itself)
4. its safe to say there won't be a 2nd date
Let me list your L's in chronological order:
1. A first date for 6 hours
2. Asking for a kiss on the cheek
3. She kissed her hand and touched your cheek (this is like 10 L's in itself)
4. its safe to say there won't be a 2nd date
I'm in tears!
This got bumped out of nowhere and made my morning fly by, I was dead off the first page. 
I got a story like that too, I remember I took a chick out to a game up in Oak Park, I held my hand out cause we made a fake bet on who'd win, but I held my hand out on some some "I won, pay me" type shyt, so she flipped my hand over and kissed it and gave me those "fukk me" eyes. After that, it was in the bag.
But the OP said she kissed her hand and hit him with it though? What the hell is that?!? She basically slapped dude and sent him home on some: "Chin up sport, you did alright tonight"
I got a story like that too, I remember I took a chick out to a game up in Oak Park, I held my hand out cause we made a fake bet on who'd win, but I held my hand out on some some "I won, pay me" type shyt, so she flipped my hand over and kissed it and gave me those "fukk me" eyes. After that, it was in the bag.
But the OP said she kissed her hand and hit him with it though? What the hell is that?!? She basically slapped dude and sent him home on some: "Chin up sport, you did alright tonight"
TommyHilltrigga
Here comes THE BOOM!
long story short i went out with this chick for the 1st time after meeting her the previous weekend. went to this little lounge spot and chopped it up for like 6hrs over some wings and drinks. Well i walk her to her car and we hug and then i say "let me get a kiss on the cheek". She proceeds to kiss her own hand and then touches my cheek with her hand.. to all my stone cold Coli pimps how big of an L was this and should i
her to the bushes?? btw we went dutch on the wings and drinks so i didnt simp
You win some you lose some. My only suggestion is that never ask for a kiss, that sh*t is lame. There should be some sort of vibe and you go for it. Either she will be like
"He's a real man" or 
"Slow down buddy" but either way you've established yourself as a heterosexual alpha male willing to go for it. Asking for a kiss, especially on the cheek, establishes you as a bish, which is probably why she gave you the symbolic bish slap. But it's ok breh. My suggestion to her would be to hit her up for wings again, your treat, and when you see her, you kiss your hand and touch it to her cheek. It will be a moment of comic relief, and will let her know that you thought that sh*t was bullsh*t like an alpha male would. In a situation like this to newbies who may be in the same position, my suggestion would be to hug her at the end of date, lift her off her feet as you do (hopefully you're not a pygmy 
), and plant one on her cheek, preferably around the jawline close to her neck so it's a little more sensual. As you put her down to the ground, look in her eyes. If she's looking back at yours, kiss her 
*L*E*G*A*C*Y*
Done.
long story short i went out with this chick for the 1st time after meeting her the previous weekend. went to this little lounge spot and chopped it up for like 6hrs over some wings and drinks. Well i walk her to her car and we hug and then i say "let me get a kiss on the cheek". She proceeds to kiss her own hand and then touches my cheek with her hand.
Honestly, that L is so big, it would cost $45million and be located on the Upper West Side of Manhattan.
Nicca why u taking 35 year old women out on dates for 6 hours and u 29! U must be
U coulda hit that in 3 hours.
If you under 30, 30+ women are booty call status. If she didn't see OP as a young virile male ready to give her the business, he lost. That bish should have been damn near ready to pay him to f*ck her at that age
If you under 30, 30+ women are booty call status. If she didn't see OP as a young virile male ready to give her the business, he lost. That bish should have been damn near ready to pay him to f*ck her at that age
May you live a long and satisfying life of fapping alone...
May you live a long and satisfying life of fapping alone...
F*ckin' a 30+ women is like fishing in a pond, no challenge breh. And this bish is 35, that should have been f*cked on sight status. You couch potato Coli nikkaz like OP are the ones fapping alone
. The nerve of you nikkaz to question some sh*t that's common knowledge to any player catchin' bodies out there. 
stealthbomber
cruising at 30,000
long story short i went out with this chick for the 1st time after meeting her the previous weekend. went to this little lounge spot and chopped it up for like 6hrs over some wings and drinks. Well i walk her to her car and we hug and then i say "let me get a kiss on the cheek". She proceeds to kiss her own hand and then touches my cheek with her hand.
it happens breh
F*ckin' a 30+ women is like fishing in a pond, no challenge breh. And this bish is 35, that should have been f*cked on sight status. You couch potato Coli nikkaz like OP are the ones fapping alone
Clearly I don't think on your level... And just like my neg... I hope ur 30yr old daughter or sister is not a no challenge bytch who runs into players catching bodies
