How Big Of An L Did I Take Last Night??

Dooby

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Didn't you beg to have your post count reduced because you thought it made you look like a loser...

I said nothing of the sort. And did this post make you catch some kind of feelings or something? :leon: Are you vertically challenged? :leon:
 

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The average height for American women is 5'4. Why would a bytch who's six inches above that NOT be considered tall? :rudy:

Relative to me that bytch is not tall :dahell: Like I said, the theory of relativity :camby:
 

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long story short i went out with this chick for the 1st time after meeting her the previous weekend. went to this little lounge spot and chopped it up for like 6hrs over some wings and drinks. Well i walk her to her car and we hug and then i say "let me get a kiss on the cheek". She proceeds to kiss her own hand and then touches my cheek with her hand. :beli:. to all my stone cold Coli pimps how big of an L was this and should i :camby:her to the bushes?? btw we went dutch on the wings and drinks so i didnt simp :smugbiden:

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you have lost forever. i havent ever been that lame but i have friendzoned myself before by not being more aggresive. coulda smashed come 8-10;s in my area had i knows that women dont like to be simped

iv gotten more p*ssy being an a$$hole at first then by trying to be the nice guy, but there is a key to it. you have to be a$$hole funny.

but 6 hour long conversations is just fukkin :snoop:

i havent had 6 hours of conversation COMBINED with my fiance in probably a year

there is a saying

you treat a fat women like shes a 10 and it will = p*ssy

you treat a dime like shes a fat whale = guaranteed p*ssy. it makes them question themselves and there insecurity will end up attracting them
 
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