How Big Of An L Did I Take Last Night??

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AND the bytch has two kids. If T/S is decent looking and has an OK job it should've been a slam dunk. But T/S is on his Ibaka shyt
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I shyt u not next time i get on the court im shooting for the most Epic flop in the history of basketball
 

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nope. i didnt fukk on the 1st date. ima commit that :wow:
Did you hug her
?

Did you feel the texture of her skin?


Those six hrs u put in and got no puss

There is a dude who will put in less work and smash her and degrade her in bed
Probably makes her swallow semen and call her all sorts of degrading names



And u got a hand kiss :wtf:
 

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Did you hug her
?

Did you feel the texture of her skin?


Those six hrs u put in and got no puss

There is a dude who will put in less work and smash her and degrade her in bed
Probably makes her swallow semen and call her all sorts of degrading names



And u got a hand kiss :wtf:
its all good breh. while he up in her guts i got plans tonight with another chick. thats why im constantly getn at multiple chicks. cant put all your eggs in 1 basket. different broad taking me to see that Best Man joint 2nite. she paying for the tickets. im just along for the ride
 

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All the responses are the same reason why nikkas be make threads asking if they sharing dat gurl :dead:

I mean what kind of women are yall dating if they let you kiss them on the first date?
this is the coli breh :what: home of all the 6 figure super duper pimps. nothing less than head is expected on the 1st date














































and i couldnt even get a peck on the cheek :sadbron:
 

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this is the coli breh :what: home of all the 6 figure super duper pimps. nothing less than head is expected on the 1st date














































and i couldnt even get a peck on the cheek :sadbron:


breh in two/four weeks if u play it right, you might get them real cheeks ::steviej:
 

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way too fukking passive...ol let me get a kiss on the cheek ...pweety pweety pwease...smh...just pull her near you with a hug like a man take your hand comb her hair back until you get behind her neck tell her you had a wonderful night or whatever you genuinely feel about her and gently pull her into you and go for the kiss she will follow

at this point she's just not going to pull away because it would be socially awkward and your in control, girls want to be swept away and have you take away whatever doubt they are feeling on some damn he really convinced me he's that dude...its the same thing with sex they don't plan it because they don't want to feel like sluts its on some damn i don't normally do this but damn i just couldn't resist
 
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long story short i went out with this chick for the 1st time after meeting her the previous weekend. went to this little lounge spot and chopped it up for like 6hrs over some wings and drinks. Well i walk her to her car and we hug and then i say "let me get a kiss on the cheek". She proceeds to kiss her own hand and then touches my cheek with her hand. :beli:. to all my stone cold Coli pimps how big of an L was this and should i :camby:her to the bushes?? btw we went dutch on the wings and drinks so i didnt simp :smugbiden:

Don't worry bout it I have took worse & still here.
 
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