How can people call themselves sanitary yet own animals?

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Pets are only as unsanitary as their owners :yeshrug:.

I remember a friend of mine once told me he didn't understand how I could keep a dog indoors when "they're so stinky, nasty, drool everywhere and get fur all over furniture". I looked at him crazy cause in all my life, none of my dogs ever did any of that nor did I ever have those problems. So I asked him wtf he was talking about.

Turns out, his white roommate had two large bloodhounds that were never bathed and allowed to slobber everywhere, sit on the couch and piss & shyt wherever they pleased. I had to carefully explain that WE are black over and here and I don't allow any of that shyt. My Australian/GSD mix gets groomed on a regular basis, knows not to get on furniture or lick me on the mouth, and gets brushed/vacuumed (by me) about twice a month.
 

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The level of intellectual dishonesty in this post is astronomical. You know damn well most people keep their dogs in their homes. You know you’ve gone to multiple people’s homes, and as soon as you knock, ring the bell, and sometimes just get close to the door, you hear

BARK BARK WOOF WOOF BARK BARK MOTHERfukkER

:damn::damn::damn:

And I feel a little bad for dogs who have to stay outside all the time. My cats are nice and warm inside, looking at me like this:

:unimpressed:
All is the keyword. Not all dog owners do it. Did I say no dog owner does it? :usure:
 

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Their fecal matter still makes its way into your house and on your clothes. In addition they still put their paws and mouths on you after they’re finished eating, walking on, and rolling around in their own shyt and piss.

And you just admitted yourself that your dogs smell. Of the aforementioned shyt and piss, I might add.

My dog smells because I don’t bathe the mu fukka. He doesn’t smell like piss and shyt.

And my dog has never stepped in his own shyt or poss. I clean up after him everyday and never seen shyt stepped on, nor his piss stain scattered.

And why you act like the dude is jumping all over me? I don’t even touch his paws like that. My dog is trained and I give him enough attention to the point he doesn’t have to go wild for just giving him a glance.

so you keep your pets outside in the rain, cold, and heat and snow :comeon:

I’m in Cali. It doesn’t even snow here, and it barely rains. :childplease:
 

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That first sentence :russ:


And Motherfukkers still kiss dogs in the mouth smh


But I’m getting a Maine c00n fukk that other shyt
 

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My dog smells because I don’t bathe the mu fukka. He doesn’t smell like piss and shyt.

And my dog has never stepped in his own shyt or poss. I clean up after him everyday and never seen shyt stepped on, nor his piss stain scattered.

And why you act like the dude is jumping all over me? I don’t even touch his paws like that. My dog is trained and I give him enough attention to the point he doesn’t have to go wild for just giving him a glance.



I’m in Cali. It doesn’t even snow here, and it barely rains. :childplease:
wildfires and 90+ degree heat exist as well :mjlol:
 

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Y'all seen people with these big dogs the size of Beethoven. That's like living with a whole other man in the house. Walking around with his balls out (Dame), eating your food, you gotta feed him, wash him. When your girl comes over he's all over her, licking and kissing her. You might as well be a cuck to your own damn dog.


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Single women do this at an all time high.

They are engaging in beastiality with these animals.

What single woman would prefer the company of a 6 foot tall dog, with a bare exposed penis and testicles, in a small apartment? Kissing it, rubbing it, being physically affectionate with it on the daily?

If she's single and lives alone with a big ass dog...

I wouldn’t date a woman like that because I know she has “experimented” with that dog before. A lot of these women did during quarantine as well.
 
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