Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
this nikka drove to the end of the block and broke down.:homerfacepalm:

I use more gas than that just by starting my car.

this nikka drove to the end of the block and broke down.:homerfacepalm:


hidden doggy bag at a all you can eat for dinner![]()

$1.57 worth of gas? How do you, as a grown man, go in to a store and ask for $1.57 worth of gas without dying from shame?
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this nikka drove to the end of the block and broke down.
I use more gas than that just by starting my car.![]()
Finally someone that aint actin like they aint never took 2-3 empty gallon jugs to the local gas station water fountain and filled that bytch up![]()
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You ever have two STUPID empty toothpastes and you roll the fukk outta both of em and put two different brand toothpastes on one toothbrushI recently cut the top off a bottle of lotion and scooped the lotion out the bottom since when you press the button none comes out. I do the same with toothpaste.


OOOOOOOH nikka !!! remind me of the time me and mom dukes snuck in some 3 pieces from popeyes, with a large beans toofast food joins with the fill your own drink, just getting a burger and fries no drink and filling up a empty bottle when no one is lookign
paying for a reg movie carrying your old 3d glasses in your pocket then hopping out and watching the 3d move without the added cost.
bag of chips 1.25, you only have a dollar, opening the bag and already eating the chips as you get to the counter, take out your debit card knowing they dont want to pay that fee then only taking out that dollar and they take it![]()





going to a restaurant/pizza place right near closing, numerous times i've gotten free food that they were going to throw away
all i wanted was a can of pop but im getting 2 slices of deluxe
sharing a netflix account with 5 other people![]()
I must learn the ancient wisdom of @Emperor_ReinScarf
"i just rounded it up to $2 for you breh"ur not askin them for a tap water to get the cup thofast food joins with the fill your own drink, just getting a burger and fries no drink and filling up a empty bottle when no one is lookign![]()



OP reminds me of my homie's mom...I woulda woop that lil nikka ass for not stuffin his pockets with some ketchup packets and strawsOP reminds me of my homie's mom...
Her:Jason get some napkins..
Me: Where we going bro? Giant? Safeway?
Homie: Mcdonald's to get some napkins.
I kid you not, dude went in and grabbed a left hand and right hand full of napkins coming out.
