How Cheap Are You?

[patscorpio]

going to a restaurant/pizza place right near closing, numerous times i've gotten free food that they were going to throw away

all i wanted was a can of pop but im getting 2 slices of deluxe

sharing a netflix account with 5 other people

i did the bolded during my college days..not because i was broke but because i was high and/or drunk and i needed food...there was this wings place i used to hit up...used to get like 3 big ass platters of wings and fries for free and be straight after eating only waking up to have to take the meanest shyts

 

[Mordith]

OP reminds me of my homie's mom...

Her:Jason get some napkins..
Me: Where we going bro? Giant? Safeway?
Homie: Mcdonald's to get some napkins.

I kid you not, dude went in and grabbed a left hand and right hand full of napkins coming out.

 

[sfgiants]

i put a $1.50 in the tank a couple weeks ago.



the gas attendant was like "i just rounded it up to $2 for you breh"

dude put a soda can's worth of gas in his car for 1.50

whenever i go to taco bell i take all the individually wrapped forks/sporks and a shytload of napkins. i use the napkins to clean shyt around the crib
or whenever i run out of toilet paper
and the forks/sporks i use when i run out of clean silverware and get too lazy to put them in the washer