How come most dimes end up marrying some corny looking dude?

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From my experience, a lot of dimes I know, once they hit their 30's they end up marrying some cornball looking fool. It just makes me think damn, if this dude had a chance with you, I shoulda taken a shot myself.

I guess if you wanna scoop up dimes, wait till they hit their late 20's/early 30's. Then you can :eat: good.

Although another factor is, the dude they end up marrying usually seems to have his shyt together financially. So you gotta work on that too.

LOL too easy...TOO easy

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Well, I'm sure the "corny" dude is looking at it like a half-off sale at the local Audi dealership. The "cool" guys get the to drive the chick off the lot, depreciate her and drop her value down by about 30-40%.

Then, a couple of years later, dude comes in, inspects the car for wear and then makes an offer. The chick knows she's not the head turner she once was....still good looking and fun to drive....but not fresh off the showroom floor. Considering that she still has low mileage, no accident history and received regular maintenance, she can still get a good price.

But if the previous owner(s), the "cool" guys, drove up the mileage, got in a few accidents and didn't make sure she had her oil changed regularly, then she's on bargain basement status. Eventually ending up at a public auto auction.

If he's smart, he gets the extended warranty to guard against unexpected "lemon" status.

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Well, I'm sure the "corny" dude is looking at it like a half-off sale at the local Audi dealership. The "cool" guys get the to drive the chick off the lot, depreciate her and drop her value down by about 30-40%.

Then, a couple of years later, dude comes in, inspects the car for wear and then makes an offer. The chick knows she's not the head turner she once was....still good looking and fun to drive....but not fresh off the showroom floor. Considering that she still has low mileage, no accident history and received regular maintenance, she can still get a good price.

But if the previous owner(s), the "cool" guys, drove up the mileage, got in a few accidents and didn't make sure she had her oil changed regularly, then she's on bargain basement status. Eventually ending up at a public auto auction.

If he's smart, he gets the extended warranty to guard against unexpected "lemon" status.

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Rosenbreg's, Rosenberg's...1825, Tulane
because the AVERAGE
couple doesnt marry for love


- "SOME" women marry for the financial benefit
so a so called DIME will marry a man she is not even attracted to so she will be financially secure


just like "some" men will marry a dime just cause of her looks
to counter his ugliness and have a greater chance of having attractive children
and overlook all the negative traits she has



alot of dudes married dimes
and the wife knew her looks was the only reason
she then feels comfortable getting fat because she was never attracted to her husband in the 1st place and feel like he will stay with her regardless because she is the best he could do
 
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