How come most entertainers are borderline midgets?

[How Sway?]

so creativity is driven from being Oompa Loompa short

Hell yeah!

 

[boogers]

People find out real quick they need some other talent when the growth chart starts giving the same tally year after year

"my daddy was 5'5... my mama 5'1... the fukk was i drinking all that milk for!?"

 

[Richard Glidewell]

"my daddy was 5'5... my mama 5'1... the fukk was i drinking all that milk for!?"

The funny not funny part is SCOURING the family tree trying to find a relative with some height and then praying to anything listening them genes activate lmao

 

[maxamusa]

Them gays in Hollywood don’t want tall men. They want something they can corner in a office and conquer

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Them gays in Hollywood don’t want tall men. They want something they can corner in a office and conquer