How Come When You Have A Lumpy Fart, The Smell lingers Sooo Much?

[The 2020 New Member]

I had a lumpy fart while driving my dog through the car wash a couple days ago. Don't worry, I tied up his hands and feet so he couldn't jump out.

The weird thing that I'm just now noticing is that, while smooth poots go away in about 30 seconds or so, the chunky farts stick around until I take a shower, and even then I have to throw my pants and shoes away. I fukked up another pair of used pony low tops, just from passing gas.

Is there a way to either stop this mess and does anyone else have fluffy, creamy chocalate farts? They're almost 3 musketeers like.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

 

[The Burger King]

How ya doin', ya sick fukk?

 

[The 2020 New Member]

real talk, i could swallow the load of every member on this site and not even get a boner because i'm not gay, breh. why don't you get your butt sucked and then buy me some paper towels, chump.

How ya doin', ya sick fukk?

i'm not doing too bad. just shopping for pants online. i'd go to the store but i'm down to my last pair.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

So, I binged this and I just realized that I've been pooping myself.