How comes no one ever talks about all the shytty games Nintendo puts out every year? :think:

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Last year they put out two sub-70mc games, yet no one ever discusses their flops like other publishers. Why is that?

Both these games are launch window titles that reviewed worse than destruction all stars btw
 
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Their fans are hooked up to a dialysis machine that feeds them red kool aid and mushroom juice 24/7 to power the defense force. they do not sleep. they do not rest. all they need is to hear Mario say wahoo a few times and a promise of one banger Nintendo game each year.

That'll keep them going thru about one and a half console generations. Soon as the well runs dry the smart ones formulize and start pirating but Nintendo reups their subscription like El Chapo and sends the wolves out. they've mastered the art of subjugating their fanbase.
 

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Those games had 0 hype so there's nothing to be outraged about, outside of the Welcome Tour that was already widely panned by everybody including most Nintendo outlets. They also dropped two 90 Metacritic games about a month apart from each other in DK Bananza and MK World
 

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How a weak legged game come in on weak legs?
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