How could you want a child that looks nothing like you?

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Self-hatred is a helluva drug.

nikkas be like, 'I wanna marry a Spanish girl cuz I want pretty kids.'

Me: 'So your Blackness is ugly?'

:mjcry: love yourselves brehs
It's not skin tone that makes you ugly but rather facial features that are typically associated with darkskinned people of West African descent

If you're black and have a relatively normal sized nose and symmetric facial features, you're golden

Some of us werent so fortunate though. In addition to be darkskinned, we have wide nostrils, a bulbous nose, an unsymmetrical face. If you find a non black women to mother your seed, your kids are more likely to have a narrow nose, normal sized lips and of course being lighter skinned and having wavy hair wont hurt either.

I'm fully aware that I might eat a few negs for this post but as much as we on the coli like to pretend it doesnt matter, it does matter in the real world.
 
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I am 42.
I've posted that before.

This is a sports hiphop and piff board
I'm a Black American woman.
Hip hop? Check
Sports? Check
Piff? Check
A board that's at least supposed to be predominantly Black?
I'm here for it.
There's alot of wonderful brehs and brehettes on here, I am glad to have made their only acquaintance.


May God Bless you that you also live to see at least 42.

Have an outstanding coli day
:francis:
You're 42:ohhh:



you a cougar:steviej:?
 

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As long as the kids are mine and healthy I couldn't give a ripe, red, fukk what colour they are. :takedat:


















Might swerve on them Latin chicks, though. Don't want no son of mine with the baby hair wearing red jeans calling me papi for shyt. :deadmanny:
 

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It's not skin tone that makes you ugly but rather facial features that are typically associated with darkskinned people of West African descent

If you're black and have a relatively normal sized nose and symmetric facial features, you're golden

Some of us werent so fortunate though. In addition to be darkskinned, we have wide nostrils, a bulbous nose, an unsymmetrical face. If you find a non black women to father your seed, your kids are more likely to have a narrow nose, normal sized lips and of course being lighter skinned and having wavy hair wont hurt either.

I'm fully aware that I might eat a few negs for this post but as much as we on the coli like to pretend it doesnt matter, it does matter in the real world.
:what: Wow. Seek help.
 

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It's not skin tone that makes you ugly but rather facial features that are typically associated with darkskinned people of West African descent

If you're black and have a relatively normal sized nose and symmetric facial features, you're golden

Some of us werent so fortunate though. In addition to be darkskinned, we have wide nostrils, a bulbous nose, an unsymmetrical face. If you find a non black women to father your seed, your kids are more likely to have a narrow nose, normal sized lips and of course being lighter skinned and having wavy hair wont hurt either.

I'm fully aware that I might eat a few negs for this post but as much as we on the coli like to pretend it doesnt matter, it does matter in the real world.

Who made you believe that nonsense?
Negged.
 

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If I ever have kids, I want them to look better than me. If I have a daughter, she's going to look exactly like my mother, since everyone says we look exactly alike.
 

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Who made you believe that nonsense?
Negged.
Years of life experience

In short, it's not 100 pct a skin complexion issue as much as it is a facial features issue. If you're darkskinned and look like this

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You're just as good as any lightskinned dude

Symmetrical face/hairline
His nose is a little bulbousey but the rest of his face is so on point that it doesnt matter

Now if you're darkskinned and look like this

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You'll probably get clowned by girls all your life

The problem is that West Africa (where our ancestors all hail from) has A LOT more people who look like the 2nd guy I posted than the first. Coli members can scrounge the internet for exceptions all they want but here is Nigeria's national soccer team

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Ghana

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Ivory Coast
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Now here's the Dominican Republic national soccer team
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how many of those dudes you think getting clowned on? #3 in the back row and the player who is in the first row directly under #9 would have females drooling over them. The other guys in the picture wouldnt necessarily be heart throbs but they wouldnt get made fun of by girls and many could pull off the strength of their complexion alone
 

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It's not skin tone that makes you ugly but rather facial features that are typically associated with darkskinned people of West African descent

If you're black and have a relatively normal sized nose and symmetric facial features, you're golden

Some of us werent so fortunate though. In addition to be darkskinned, we have wide nostrils, a bulbous nose, an unsymmetrical face. If you find a non black women to father your seed, your kids are more likely to have a narrow nose, normal sized lips and of course being lighter skinned and having wavy hair wont hurt either.

I'm fully aware that I might eat a few negs for this post but as much as we on the coli like to pretend it doesnt matter, it does matter in the real world.
Sad ass negro. You think Black features are ugly cuz the White man told you that
 

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It's not skin tone that makes you ugly but rather facial features that are typically associated with darkskinned people of West African descent

If you're black and have a relatively normal sized nose and symmetric facial features, you're golden

Some of us werent so fortunate though. In addition to be darkskinned, we have wide nostrils, a bulbous nose, an unsymmetrical face. If you find a non black women to father your seed, your kids are more likely to have a narrow nose, normal sized lips and of course being lighter skinned and having wavy hair wont hurt either.

I'm fully aware that I might eat a few negs for this post but as much as we on the coli like to pretend it doesnt matter, it does matter in the real world.
how do cats like this make it to 3000 daps:what:
 

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It's not skin tone that makes you ugly but rather facial features that are typically associated with darkskinned people of West African descent

If you're black and have a relatively normal sized nose and symmetric facial features, you're golden

Some of us werent so fortunate though. In addition to be darkskinned, we have wide nostrils, a bulbous nose, an unsymmetrical face. If you find a non black women to mother your seed, your kids are more likely to have a narrow nose, normal sized lips and of course being lighter skinned and having wavy hair wont hurt either.

I'm fully aware that I might eat a few negs for this post but as much as we on the coli like to pretend it doesnt matter, it does matter in the real world.

This is a real post peopeo always talk about complexion when just as many women in Hollywood got nose jobs
 
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