How Did Adam Know To Put His Dikk In Eve's Puzzy?

[Blankthawtz]

He didnt. He went for the ass first.

Eve was probably prayin he tapped her ass after he tried her nostrils and ears...

 

[Benefited]

So if Adam had sex with Eve, does that mean that their kids had sex with each other to keep the human race going?
So you telling me they had to practice constant incest for about 5 to 6 generations?


I wonder how deep the Christian fairy-tale stories go

Adam and Eve is not the story of creation,after they leave the Garden of Eden the world is already populated with other people if you pay attention. But most so called Christians don't even read their bibles.

 

[Blankthawtz]

Does the bible indicate what Adam and Eve look like?

Black folk ain't into that incest shyt so I'm guessing cac or Hispanic....

 

[Benefited]

I assume Eve received carnal knowledge after eating the apple

Have you ever eaten an apple and recieved carnal knowledge that changed your mind completely? No. Deal in observable facts,it will make it easy for you to decide which parts of the bible to take as a parable and not in fact.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

nikkas are really debating fictional stories.

 

[CookDat]

Eve was probably prayin he tapped her ass after he tried her nostrils and ears...

God was watching him fail like "Look at this dumbazz nikka
I aint even boutta tell em bout the p*ssy yet Ima let em find out for himself "

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Try/fail method?

 

[Blankthawtz]

nikkas are really debating fictional stories.

all we have in this world is bullshyt and facts.......both can be debated....

 

[surv2syn]

go watch Quest for Fire

 

[ba'al]

But what was the point? Who made that tree with the fruit?

The trees in the garden weren't literal trees. And in the story the Original intent was for man to never die and eventually become immortal beings like creator in the Judeo-christian scripts. But Adam became corrupted and had to be cut off from the garden and death & sin entered into the Earth.

This breakdown I was taught about the garden is as follow in a nutshell to answer your question, when I was a minister of music.

Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil & The Serpent both symbolic for Satan the fallen Cherubim Angel
He was cast down to earth after a war broke out in heaven that left the Earth desolate. Isaiah 14:12-16 & Rev 12:7-9
That's why in Gen1:1-2 it says the Earth was void and without form. And Genesis 1:28 says to replenish the earth.
In "the gospel of luke" Christ saw Satan get cast down Luke 10:17-20
When Genesis 2:17 says they shouldn't eat from the tree it wasn't literal but to eat in this sense meant "to learn" so they were instructed not to learn from Satan. You see other examples similar to this in verses like John 6:54 when Christ says "Eat my Flesh" & Mat 5:6 it's not literal eating.

Tree of Life = " The Son"/ "The Christ" Rev 22:1-2, Rev 2:7
Angels were place around "the tree" Genesis 3:24 & Psalm 99:1

 

[ChatGPT-5]

don't watch this high, because you'll never believe in god ever again.

 

[13473]

perhaps it was eve who knew. after all it'd be her body that felt the urges down there

 

[yardman]

Did you have to learn to breath? It's called instinct.

Breathing isn't instinctive breh.​

 

[Lamar Givens]

When man was created he was created a RATIONAL creature.

I see y’all on this smart/dumb shyt tonight emblazoning these lost wayward atheists and agnostics

 

[luckyse7enz]

All jokes aside, it's wild to think that so many people had to figure sex out without much instruction for so long to populate this earth.

Like, people had to demo this shyt to their friends and possibly their children without pictures or just wing it every time.

Imagine the amount of raw, unintentional double-dipping that was going on back then in an age before trims, waxes, soap, deodorant, or antibiotics.

The scent of pure evil.