How did George in Seinfeld get all those women :ohhh:

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naw, it actually made sense on the show. most of the times he would have very elaborate lies.

and then of course there was the classic opposite george episode...
 

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Ya'll are overlooking the age factor. Yea, George was middle aged and had some "gripes"

but what about the women? They looked good but what were they doing at that age not settling down with a family and children? As women age they become desperate and George was a benefactor. Desperate to the point where they would believe his lies or cope with some of his other foolshness
 

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let's not act like he didn't take any L's, like the hooker that tied him to the bed and tried to rob him only to find a dollar in his wallet:comeon:
George wasn't afraid to take the L if something to gain was on the line, most simps on tv shows be scarred as shyt to talk to hoes but not George because George be like..... (as Jerry) "I choose... not to run."
 

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Ya'll are overlooking the age factor. Yea, George was middle aged and had some "gripes"

but what about the women? They looked good but what were they doing at that age not settling down with a family and children?
They wanted that Sex and the City lifestyle:yeshrug: bytches be like "I'm a Samantha:shaq:"
 

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Nah George couldn't pull them hoes in real life. I think Jerry and Larry just wanted some hot bytches around on some :shaq:

Notice how Jerry used to date different 9s and 10s almost every other week.
 

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Yeah he took a few Ls.. but in the end bagged and tagged 43 GFs, not bad for George L. Constanza :win:
 

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Jerry Will Dump A Bad bytch If A Stitch Was Out Of Place On Her Shirt Then Move On To The Next One

He even gave Skyler White the :camby: twice when he thought she was creeping with his cousin.

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When he was wrong, he offered pizza and reeled her back in :wow:
 

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he was a scheming, lying, sociopath that could spin a yarn.
his biggest problem wasn't getting them..it was holding onto them because he wasn't made himself out to be or he was the one always trying to prove himself because most of these woman lowered their standards.


i loved her since i was a kid watching My Cousin Vinny.
 

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he was a scheming, lying, sociopath that could spin a yarn.
his biggest problem wasn't getting them..it was holding onto them because he wasn't made himself out to be or he was the one always trying to prove himself because most of these woman lowered their standards.



i loved her since i was a kid watching My Cousin Vinny.
Marisa Tomei is a longtime crush.
She's 49 years old now, and still :banderas:
 
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