I was engaged to a big bout 12 years ago... This was around when flip phones was still a thing and iPhone and Blackberries was coming in... Anyway she said "I'm going out with the girls tonight.."

.. now here's the thing.. it's certain nights where shyt just ain't popping... You goin out on a Tuesday bihhhh... Yeah ok

... So after about a week n a half of this on various nights.. I do the worse thing anyone can do.....go through the muvaphuckin phone... This dummy got the nikka name saved n everything... I went through every emotion possible




.... So I settled on being petty... I took her phone... Left it on the text between them two... I changed her settings to where the screen never shuts off and went to work...(all this happened at 5 am)... Anyway this big call me around 8 am all mad and we arguing back and forth... So to add insult to injury.. I helped her set up her online bank account.. so I'm like yo let me see if she at where she say she be by what she paying for... thissssss bihhhhhhhh
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She buying this nikka fitteds
So I go ask her bout it... Bih talmbout I'm bought some socks... Ok..can I see?? Nah I returned them...

Yeah ok...
So final move if stupidity... I goes up to her job and see the nikka... This nikka works at the job in the back unloading boxes.. (Dillard's)... So I'm like yo.. that's him?? Tell em come out here

... He all looking thru the back not wanting to bop out... So I calm down n leave... She trying to calm me down and I'm all in this fancy mall cacs frequent so you already know they not going for a disturbance...
Needless to say we broke up... I mean I knew it was coming but damn that shyt hurt... Bad break up... I went days without eating.. spending my nights in the strip club tricking dollars trying to fun my way thru the pain... (I did fukk on this stripper for a few months) but damnnnnn that was a painful time