How did Pete Davidson snag Kim Kardashian, brehs?

[scorpino]

As a member of midget gang who has struggled at dating his whole life I’ve always known one thing to be true….tall white dudes with a decent personality and average looks pretty much can bag any woman they want

 

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Pete is an official ladies man.

 

[VertigoKnight]

I thought Kim and Kanye got back together?

That was for PR that and with all the medication they had him on, his ding a ling probably doesn't work.

 

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Kim is an official sugar mama now, dating younger men.

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Thread is pretty funny. Kim isn't no prize, this hoe been passed around like a never ending blunt. Do I blame him for wanting to hit that tho? Nah, she still looks good so why not.

bytch got bread tho

and low key her car collection better than 99% of famous mofos out here

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

He actually looks like he has some black in him. He doesn't look like a full Caucasian. And you know what they say about Kardashians and black men.
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[Rollie Forbes]

He actually looks like he has some black in him. He doesn't look like a full Caucasian. And you know what they say about Kardashians and black men.

I still don't understand how two white parents produce a racially ambiguous looking son. It might be a case of mamas baby, daddy's maybe.

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[Roid Jones]

Funny
Tall
Rich
Famous
Co-signed by other famous and pretty women

Pretty straightforward

And apparently has issues

You see it, dudes will see this played out time and time again but will still be like it's like they refuse to acknowledge reality

 

[Thavoiceofthevoiceless]

Funny
Tall
Rich
Famous
Co-signed by other famous and pretty women

Pretty straightforward

And apparently has issues

I believe that his pops died on 9/11, which likely plays some part in the issues that he has.

 

[Roid Jones]

He actually looks like he has some black in him. He doesn't look like a full Caucasian. And you know what they say about Kardashians and black men.

I still don't understand how two white parents produce a racially ambiguous looking son. It might be a case of mamas baby, daddy's maybe.

No, he does not, y'all are really sick to keep trying to claim blatantly non-black people as black

 

[Lootha VanDraws]

dude looks like he donated all his blood for cookies

The chocolate chip--walnut

Spoiler

joints from Mrs. Fields?

 

[Roid Jones]

Self-confidence


self-con·fi·dence
/ˈˌself ˈkänfəd(ə)ns/


noun

a feeling of trust in one's abilities, qualities, and judgment.​

Yep, he's that so-called weird cat that shoots his shot while the cool kids of the coli stand on the sidelines

 

[Roid Jones]

nikkas just say any ole thing on here

You right breh, bagging a billionaire isn’t that impressive

Don't you know coli 6 cert cool kids bag women on Kims level every day

 

[Roid Jones]

As a member of midget gang who has struggled at dating his whole life I’ve always known one thing to be true….tall white dudes with a decent personality and average looks pretty much can bag any woman they want

Coli glue sniffer: 'Nah breh just work on your mouthpiece, I know this dude and he's 4'5 but he be getting mad bytches just from his talk'