How did they catch you cheating?
- Thread starter Ohene
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How did verizon snitched on tho
Was a shared account, ex had verizon release all my phone records to her...fukk whatever password I had linked to the account, she told em it was an emergency
- bytch got mad about somethin and told my chick
- we had a party, I got drunk and passed out, she went thru my phone
- bytch got mad cause I tried to leave her alone so she went on MySpace and told my girl at the time
- She went thru my laptop when I went to work
That's the last time I actually got caught but least year I had something happen that was the closest thing to me gettin caught without actually gettin caught. I was balls deep in my j/o late one night, thought a heard someone knock on the door but I wasn't sure so I ignored it, when I finally did hear it I threw some shorts on and walked to the door. I looked thru the peep hole and couldn't see nothin but I could see someone standing to the side of the door wearing blue, I automatically assumed it was my roommate cause he has a blue jacket he likes to wear. I open the door but to my surprise it wasn't my roommate, it was my girlfriend at the time and her bestfriend comin from the club. I'm standing there like
cause my dikk is still hard and I still got he condom on. She walked pass me towards my room and I started prayin, luckily she turned left into the bathroom and not right into my room, so I ran in the room and got shorty and hid her in my roommates room. Got her in my roommates room then realized all her stuff was on my floor, clothes, panties, purse, everything! I tried to run and get them but my girl came out the bathroom just as I came out my roommates room, but luckily again instead of goin in my room she went back outside to tell her friend that bathroom was free so I was able to get all shorty's stuff to her.
I left her in there and told her to wait for me, my girl came in, got in the bed and tried to get me to fucc her but I str8 stiff armed her, she know I don't play that poppin up shyt, i just lit my blunt and turned on the ps3, took her bout a few minutes to fall asleep but once she finally did I was able to sneak lil shorty out. Fast forward to today, the 2 chicks have switched places
- we had a party, I got drunk and passed out, she went thru my phone
- bytch got mad cause I tried to leave her alone so she went on MySpace and told my girl at the time
- She went thru my laptop when I went to work
That's the last time I actually got caught but least year I had something happen that was the closest thing to me gettin caught without actually gettin caught. I was balls deep in my j/o late one night, thought a heard someone knock on the door but I wasn't sure so I ignored it, when I finally did hear it I threw some shorts on and walked to the door. I looked thru the peep hole and couldn't see nothin but I could see someone standing to the side of the door wearing blue, I automatically assumed it was my roommate cause he has a blue jacket he likes to wear. I open the door but to my surprise it wasn't my roommate, it was my girlfriend at the time and her bestfriend comin from the club. I'm standing there like
cause my dikk is still hard and I still got he condom on. She walked pass me towards my room and I started prayin, luckily she turned left into the bathroom and not right into my room, so I ran in the room and got shorty and hid her in my roommates room. Got her in my roommates room then realized all her stuff was on my floor, clothes, panties, purse, everything! I tried to run and get them but my girl came out the bathroom just as I came out my roommates room, but luckily again instead of goin in my room she went back outside to tell her friend that bathroom was free so I was able to get all shorty's stuff to her.I left her in there and told her to wait for me, my girl came in, got in the bed and tried to get me to fucc her but I str8 stiff armed her, she know I don't play that poppin up shyt, i just lit my blunt and turned on the ps3, took her bout a few minutes to fall asleep but once she finally did I was able to sneak lil shorty out. Fast forward to today, the 2 chicks have switched places
Anybody care to share some stories?
Each one teach one
I've only been in two relationships, havent done so yet.
I'll share mine because I don't really care
I was with my baby mama for 4 years. Second year I cheated on her. A picture surfaced of me and another bytch fukking but I denied it. I eventually told her the truth[fukked up i know], and that was the end of that relationship
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- bytch got mad about somethin and told my chick
- we had a party, I got drunk and passed out, she went thru my phone
- bytch got mad cause I tried to leave her alone so she went on MySpace and told my girl at the time
- She went thru my laptop when I went to work
That's the last time I actually got caught but least year I had something happen that was the closest thing to me gettin caught without actually gettin caught. I was balls deep in my j/o late one night, thought a heard someone knock on the door but I wasn't sure so I ignored it, when I finally did hear it I threw some shorts on and walked to the door. I looked thru the peep hole and couldn't see nothin but I could see someone standing to the side of the door wearing blue, I automatically assumed it was my roommate cause he has a blue jacket he likes to wear. I open the door but to my surprise it wasn't my roommate, it was my girlfriend at the time and her bestfriend comin from the club. I'm standing there like
I left her in there and told her to wait for me, my girl came in, got in the bed and tried to get me to fucc her but I str8 stiff armed her, she know I don't play that poppin up shyt, i just lit my blunt and turned on the ps3, took her bout a few minutes to fall asleep but once she finally did I was able to sneak lil shorty out. Fast forward to today, the 2 chicks have switched places
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Bro after dat facebook experience, i treat nething gyal related like its the government. Strictly cash everything, no visa, no debit card ish. No photos, even if ppl are taking photos 10 ft away from me in a club Im ducking or turning away to hide my face from bein in background photos.
When I'm wit my gurl, I have a BB 9900, so 2mins b4 i ever go see my girl i turn on my firewalls. block all calls, texts from any number that is not in my contact list. ne ting i chop i dont save their number in my address book, goes in a saved password protected memo saved on the sd card in a double hidden folder. Now in that memo I still dont have no gyals names. i got the number and a sentence written bout da person as if is a business contact for a service. but in a way that i would remember da chick. Like if i chop a asian gyal in a flower dress. i would put asian floral shop and da number.
Also da real key is keepin ur gyal off ur toes is not to act guilty. dont act like u have sumthin 2 hide. if im wit my gyal i dont rush to pick up my phone, i jus throw it on da table face up. if it rings, let her go answer it. i know i got da gyals blocked ne ways so nuthin 2 be worried off. trust me, if ur always rushin 2 ur phone and runnin 2 snatch it b4 she sees da name or number shes gonna think sumthings up. Girls pick up on dis stuff.
When I'm wit my gurl, I have a BB 9900, so 2mins b4 i ever go see my girl i turn on my firewalls. block all calls, texts from any number that is not in my contact list. ne ting i chop i dont save their number in my address book, goes in a saved password protected memo saved on the sd card in a double hidden folder. Now in that memo I still dont have no gyals names. i got the number and a sentence written bout da person as if is a business contact for a service. but in a way that i would remember da chick. Like if i chop a asian gyal in a flower dress. i would put asian floral shop and da number.
Also da real key is keepin ur gyal off ur toes is not to act guilty. dont act like u have sumthin 2 hide. if im wit my gyal i dont rush to pick up my phone, i jus throw it on da table face up. if it rings, let her go answer it. i know i got da gyals blocked ne ways so nuthin 2 be worried off. trust me, if ur always rushin 2 ur phone and runnin 2 snatch it b4 she sees da name or number shes gonna think sumthings up. Girls pick up on dis stuff.
This is crazy...
as soon as i saw this i looked at your reppin. Toronto stand up
"asian floral shop
yup...soon as he said "chop" I knew he was reppin
then I saw "gyal" and it was confirmed
CJ
Your objective semi-troll
as soon as i saw this i looked at your reppin. Toronto stand up
"asian floral shop
Surprised we didn't get a "mint" in there
T-Dot
DamonDashsRocAFellaChain
How could a man say he has a boss and be proud?
my ex went through my phone 
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All Star
U dun know T Dot gotta Represent up in here.
y'all nikkas beware of that screenshot shyt going around
it emerged last year and its guaranteed to get alot of nikkas caught up this year
it emerged last year and its guaranteed to get alot of nikkas caught up this year