How did they catch you cheating?

[Screwface Exchange]

y'all nikkas beware of that screenshot shyt going around

it emerged last year and its guaranteed to get alot of nikkas caught up this year

Screenshot, don't do nething on da computer dog. If u cnt touch da titties in person, then no point in talkin bout it.

 

[Dwolf]

facebook is da devil my brothers....

had a 2nd facebook profile, completely diff name, no solo pics of me, just group shots of like 8 or 9 ppl. No tags either. use a new random email addy i created, didnt have any saved log ons on the computer or cookies or ne thing. so my girl logs into her facebook and on the right hand side it says People you may know. So my girl is goin throw as sees my fake profile and tryin 2 figure out which 1 of my friends profile it is as she doesnt recognize the name. She then starts lookin at the friends list n notices da only 2 of my boys r friends on the list, and every1 else is gyals, so my girl gets a weird feelin she says. She tries to log in guessin my usual passwords has no luck. So she tries to reset the password, and an email is sent to the new email addy, she then tries to access dat email addy but doesnt know da password. So she does a password reset on that email now.

I used my secondary email addy for that 1, and my girl recognizes my nickname in that email addy, and goes to that secondary email and resets that password, which now sends an email to my main email account. So followed the email password reset chain, got access and saw bare msgs n ish. But still fake name n ish, but my girl is recognizing sum of da girls pics from random club nites, trips to MIA and stuff. And my girl always thought they were jus friends of friends but now she gettin da picture.

I txted my boys instantly, told em da log in info for da bootleg facebook acct, n jus told my girl that its a group account for me and all my boys. n dats my boys talkin 2 dem girls using our group pics, nt me. She kindve believed, I think she jus thinks i was having fun flirting but not actually hookin up wit da tings.

Thats way to much work dude. Just break up with her next time and save yourself the hardship.

 

[DreadHead P]

facebook is da devil my brothers....

had a 2nd facebook profile, completely diff name, no solo pics of me, just group shots of like 8 or 9 ppl. No tags either. use a new random email addy i created, didnt have any saved log ons on the computer or cookies or ne thing. so my girl logs into her facebook and on the right hand side it says People you may know. So my girl is goin throw as sees my fake profile and tryin 2 figure out which 1 of my friends profile it is as she doesnt recognize the name. She then starts lookin at the friends list n notices da only 2 of my boys r friends on the list, and every1 else is gyals, so my girl gets a weird feelin she says. She tries to log in guessin my usual passwords has no luck. So she tries to reset the password, and an email is sent to the new email addy, she then tries to access dat email addy but doesnt know da password. So she does a password reset on that email now.

I used my secondary email addy for that 1, and my girl recognizes my nickname in that email addy, and goes to that secondary email and resets that password, which now sends an email to my main email account. So followed the email password reset chain, got access and saw bare msgs n ish. But still fake name n ish, but my girl is recognizing sum of da girls pics from random club nites, trips to MIA and stuff. And my girl always thought they were jus friends of friends but now she gettin da picture.

I txted my boys instantly, told em da log in info for da bootleg facebook acct, n jus told my girl that its a group account for me and all my boys. n dats my boys talkin 2 dem girls using our group pics, nt me. She kindve believed, I think she jus thinks i was having fun flirting but not actually hookin up wit da tings.

thas scary, good recover on the fumble though

 

[Kalik]

Caught twice in my past... Facebook. And Gmail ....

Basically got comfortable twice and left shyt open...

 

[xd21]

my ex went through my phone

shyt, how come you didn't have a lock on your phone?

 

[DamonDashsRocAFellaChain]

shyt, how come you didn't have a lock on your phone?

No lie man I was slipping.

I knew we were about to break up because she was catching all the signs. One day I had her in the whip with me and I stop by my boys house to pick up the herbal medication and thats when she did the deed. I get back and she's super quiet when usually she's yapping her ass off. I drop her off and immediately I get the text messages, etc.

 

[xd21]

No lie man I was slipping.

I knew we were about to break up because she was catching all the signs. One day I had her in the whip with me and I stop by my boys house to pick up the herbal medication and thats when she did the deed. I get back and she's super quiet when usually she's yapping her ass off. I drop her off and immediately I get the text messages, etc.

Damn bro. But we win some and we lose some. Charge it to the game. She waited till you left the whip to go through it, she was being sneaky n shyt.

 

[DamonDashsRocAFellaChain]

Damn bro. But we win some and we lose some. Charge it to the game. She waited till you left the whip to go through it, she was being sneaky n shyt.

i'm not trippin man, she was borderline crazy anyway. she used to drive by my place at 3 or 4am to make sure i was at home. wild.

 

[xd21]

i'm not trippin man, she was borderline crazy anyway. she used to drive by my place at 3 or 4am to make sure i was at home. wild.

fukk a crazy ass bytch. They nice for a while but then you get sick of them. Sounds like she was obsessive as well, so that's a good thing you cheated on her and left her in the dust. I admit, I'd do the same shyt. A crazy chick is what I don't like.

 

[Lavish]

No lie man I was slipping.

I knew we were about to break up because she was catching all the signs. One day I had her in the whip with me and I stop by my boys house to pick up the herbal medication and thats when she did the deed. I get back and she's super quiet when usually she's yapping her ass off. I drop her off and immediately I get the text messages, etc.

same way it happened wit me. after she went through my ipad in the middle of the night, she was quiet when we woke up..didnt say much...then I drop her off...few hours later...im flooded with texts

 

[Ohene]

bump

 

[MikeyK]

Bro after dat facebook experience, i treat nething gyal related like its the government. Strictly cash everything, no visa, no debit card ish. No photos, even if ppl are taking photos 10 ft away from me in a club Im ducking or turning away to hide my face from bein in background photos.

When I'm wit my gurl, I have a BB 9900, so 2mins b4 i ever go see my girl i turn on my firewalls. block all calls, texts from any number that is not in my contact list. ne ting i chop i dont save their number in my address book, goes in a saved password protected memo saved on the sd card in a double hidden folder. Now in that memo I still dont have no gyals names. i got the number and a sentence written bout da person as if is a business contact for a service. but in a way that i would remember da chick. Like if i chop a asian gyal in a flower dress. i would put asian floral shop and da number.

Also da real key is keepin ur gyal off ur toes is not to act guilty. dont act like u have sumthin 2 hide. if im wit my gyal i dont rush to pick up my phone, i jus throw it on da table face up. if it rings, let her go answer it. i know i got da gyals blocked ne ways so nuthin 2 be worried off. trust me, if ur always rushin 2 ur phone and runnin 2 snatch it b4 she sees da name or number shes gonna think sumthings up. Girls pick up on dis stuff.

....Gary??

 

[AMcV'88]

some broad i was smashing's mother was the 2nd cousin of my girls mother at the time

i walked into a party with the sidepiece and who do i clock...her moms.
i just acted like i didn't even see her and creeped about all night..i actually can't even remember the reason for being idiotic enough to entertain going to the party when she was my sidepiece but i did.

it rubbed extra salt in the wounds that her moms walked up to me and told me if she wasn't sick she would have been there too.
so either way i was probably losing one piece of puss that night.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Some of these stories are some real dirtbag shyt brehs

 

[Tide Run This]

Don't get drunk texting with your bytches and hit send to the wrong one.