How did y'all find out your boo cheated

[The Frozen One]

I was thinking about this the other day.

How much of a slut i would be if i was a girl.

Multiple guys throwing their diks at you and you could get it anytime you want?

Plus, you have simps that will buy you anything you things

.

Girls got it made

 

[360dagod]

this shyt is kinda long so it might not get read but i wanna share

i guess i always knew my ex was a hoe.

at the time i was a swagless, overweight, broke 23 year old. never had a relationship that lasted longer than 6 months and never fell in love with any of them. i got a job as a bouncer at a pool hall in the bronx and started feeling this super cute chubby puerto rican waitress who just seemed very bubbly and friendly. we got cool and became friends on myspace and chit chatted for a while, even went on a date, but then we lost contact. i figured at the time (correctly) that she fixed shyt with baby daddy and got back with him.

flash forward 2 years later and she emails me out of nowhere asking if i remember her. we chatted a bit, went out on a date, and 3 weeks later we were in a relationship(december). everything was gravy til mother's day. this is where the fun started. she told me, nonchalantly, that her baby daddy wanted to take her out to dinner for mothers day and she accepted. i was pissed off and we fought about it for the majority of the day but i decided to try and be the bigger man and let it go. sunday comes, and she texts me saying she loves me, she is waiting for the table and that he is so annoying blah blah blah. then i dont hear from her all night .

next day i get a breakup email saying she wants to give him another chance, he is in therapy, blah blah blah. i was pissed, even cried like a little bytch, and cursed her out and called her the ugliest names i could think of.

4 days later we got back together stupid me.

after that, it was never the same and it was on again, off again until the following december, our 1st anniversary. she left her laptop in my crib and i decided to check her fb messages since she didnt log off.

1. message from her 40 something year old next door neighbor saying "hey u can come over at anytime u want"
2. message from some pretty nikka asking for her number and her giving it to him

i blew up, she denied denied denied, and i decided to forget about it i know brehs, i know. there was no proof of actual sex, so i decided to leave it alone.

2 days later, her best friend's baby shower. diego sanchez was fighting bj penn that night and i was missing it to attend this baby shower. so i took her g1(mine was dead) to look at fight updates. decided to look at her text messages. saw messages from the night before with her baby daddy...

her: you got beer or liqs?
him: yea, bring cigarettes
her: ok
him: call me when you in front, the intercom is busted
her: ok

destroyed me.

but guess what brehs, i kept fukking her and my feelings never died. i just didnt trust her. then in valentines day, she told me she didnt love me anymore. that hurt more than all the cheating. it broke my heart but i let her go (except when i took her out for her bday in march like a true simp). i changed my life around, started hitting the gym, lost 40 lbs in 4 months. even tho i couldnt forget about her, i started to move on and even fukked a new shorty. life wasnt quite good but getting better.

then in august, anderson silva was fighting chael sonnen for the first time. i watched the card and after, as i looked for parking, bytch texted me. she missed me, she wanted to see me, come pick her up. i did . we fukked, and she convinced me to give it one last shot. i did that lasted a week. she went 2 days without speaking to me and i was like .

then on a saturday night, her best friend calls me. she been sleeping with her best friends ex man. best friend even told me she been fukking a nikka she was in school with, her baby daddy, a nikka at work, AND dude in her building.

i was finally free from her grip. no more sadness, just anger at myself for being so stupid. BEST thing that could have ever happened to me brehs.

i lost another 50 lbs, started taking MMA, fukked a couple more bytches, got a good job, found the woman of my dreams(virgin from a happy home, complete opposite to my ex) married her 2 weeks ago, found an even better job, lets just say life has gotten way better.

as for her we all know how women deteriorate after a while. she a cig smoking fat puerto rican like her mom so you already know

As fat as she is,I bet that p*ssy is still good

 

[MikelArteta]

Damn some of you got owned pretty hard.

But you can't get mad at these bytches. Imagine if you were a bytch with a fresh p*ssy.

Do you think you'd be able to behave rationally with hundreds of dikks wanting to fukk you everyday? All these opportunities and random fun. You sure you'd be able to resist that if you had sexy p*ssy?

I can't blame these bytches, they were born to fukk.

Women don't think like men though

 

[beanz]

As fat as she is,I bet that p*ssy is still good

it was actually never that good to be honest. i was just happy to get some at that point and she was cute with porno star titties and a huge fat ass so i was happy

 

[jalamanta]

Women don't think like men though

But they get their back blown out by multiple dikks though.

 

[MikelArteta]

Women want commitment men want sex

But they get their back blown out by multiple dikks though.

 

[International S.]

Damn dude.
You haven't tried to see your little man? Or she won't let you see him?

bruh everything with this bytch leads to the police

That's so sad.

One day the most high will open his arms and cast these descendants of whore jezebel into the lake of eternal fire, using their ashes to make soles for gators worn by cold hearted players in paradise...I told that hoe there was nothing she could ever do to upset me..she was a lil thing, I worked at a gas station that was the spot leaving the clubs, I would meet all kinds of women but there was one I sort of regret ...a short lil bad white chick with a face like reese witherspoon shorty had an ass out of this world... ass like a white pinky or sumthin and soft too like how you touch that memory foam , she came in the spot one night with this older cat who waited for her to leave the store to buy the rubbers...me and my coworker was like nikka you aint bout to fukk that pops... 2 hours later this nikka is back at the spot paying for gas shaking his head...they leave...this hoe comes back after 20 minutes with her 2 year old (mixed) son getting fountain drinks..I tell my nikka watch this.. I got the number...after a week of texting this hoe was bringing a nikka checkers/rally's to the job...keep in mind I got a crazy baby moms and a 3 month old...sex with the white girl was FUN my nikkas, blow job marathons n shyt.. I would lay up with shorty for a weekend and be with my babymom all week telling her we contracting out of town on the weekends I ain't care if she was cheating I just kinda liked the fact that nikkas was thirsty for this redbone that I barely wanted anymore, one afternoon during dinner my bm's dike ass sister brings up my white girl and how did I know her, she knew it all so I just stood up picked up my phone and left..my babymom threw some punches at me in the driveway, white girl picked me up I went home to discover my dad died earlier that day he went to the store during halftime of the miami game and passed in the store parking lot...a few hours later I lost my family, Be careful my nikkas, you can have it all and lose it in 24 hours... (but the whitegirl is still down) *message*

 

[A.V.]

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

Damn some of you got owned pretty hard.

I haven't heard this phrase in a long time

I think even white people stopped saying this

 

[Remote]

bruh everything with this bytch leads to the police

One day the most high will open his arms and cast these descendants of whore jezebel into the lake of eternal fire, using their ashes to make soles for gators worn by cold hearted players in paradise...I told that hoe there was nothing she could ever do to upset me..she was a lil thing, I worked at a gas station that was the spot leaving the clubs, I would meet all kinds of women but there was one I sort of regret ...a short lil bad white chick with a face like reese witherspoon shorty had an ass out of this world... ass like a white pinky or sumthin and soft too like how you touch that memory foam , she came in the spot one night with this older cat who waited for her to leave the store to buy the rubbers...me and my coworker was like nikka you aint bout to fukk that pops... 2 hours later this nikka is back at the spot paying for gas shaking his head...they leave...this hoe comes back after 20 minutes with her 2 year old (mixed) son getting fountain drinks..I tell my nikka watch this.. I got the number...after a week of texting this hoe was bringing a nikka checkers/rally's to the job...keep in mind I got a crazy baby moms and a 3 month old...sex with the white girl was FUN my nikkas, blow job marathons n shyt.. I would lay up with shorty for a weekend and be with my babymom all week telling her we contracting out of town on the weekends I ain't care if she was cheating I just kinda liked the fact that nikkas was thirsty for this redbone that I barely wanted anymore, one afternoon during dinner my bm's dike ass sister brings up my white girl and how did I know her, she knew it all so I just stood up picked up my phone and left..my babymom threw some punches at me in the driveway, white girl picked me up I went home to discover my dad died earlier that day he went to the store during halftime of the miami game and passed in the store parking lot...a few hours later I lost my family, Be careful my nikkas, you can have it all and lose it in 24 hours... (but the whitegirl is still down) *message*

Damn dude.
Some wild stuff in this post.
Sorry to see that you lost your dad.

But also... gotta salute that white girl you got.

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

this shyt is kinda long so it might not get read but i wanna share

i guess i always knew my ex was a hoe.

at the time i was a swagless, overweight, broke 23 year old. never had a relationship that lasted longer than 6 months and never fell in love with any of them. i got a job as a bouncer at a pool hall in the bronx and started feeling this super cute chubby puerto rican waitress who just seemed very bubbly and friendly. we got cool and became friends on myspace and chit chatted for a while, even went on a date, but then we lost contact. i figured at the time (correctly) that she fixed shyt with baby daddy and got back with him.

flash forward 2 years later and she emails me out of nowhere asking if i remember her. we chatted a bit, went out on a date, and 3 weeks later we were in a relationship(december). everything was gravy til mother's day. this is where the fun started. she told me, nonchalantly, that her baby daddy wanted to take her out to dinner for mothers day and she accepted. i was pissed off and we fought about it for the majority of the day but i decided to try and be the bigger man and let it go. sunday comes, and she texts me saying she loves me, she is waiting for the table and that he is so annoying blah blah blah. then i dont hear from her all night .

next day i get a breakup email saying she wants to give him another chance, he is in therapy, blah blah blah. i was pissed, even cried like a little bytch, and cursed her out and called her the ugliest names i could think of.

4 days later we got back together stupid me.

after that, it was never the same and it was on again, off again until the following december, our 1st anniversary. she left her laptop in my crib and i decided to check her fb messages since she didnt log off.

1. message from her 40 something year old next door neighbor saying "hey u can come over at anytime u want"
2. message from some pretty nikka asking for her number and her giving it to him

i blew up, she denied denied denied, and i decided to forget about it i know brehs, i know. there was no proof of actual sex, so i decided to leave it alone.

2 days later, her best friend's baby shower. diego sanchez was fighting bj penn that night and i was missing it to attend this baby shower. so i took her g1(mine was dead) to look at fight updates. decided to look at her text messages. saw messages from the night before with her baby daddy...

her: you got beer or liqs?
him: yea, bring cigarettes
her: ok
him: call me when you in front, the intercom is busted
her: ok

destroyed me.

but guess what brehs, i kept fukking her and my feelings never died. i just didnt trust her. then in valentines day, she told me she didnt love me anymore. that hurt more than all the cheating. it broke my heart but i let her go (except when i took her out for her bday in march like a true simp). i changed my life around, started hitting the gym, lost 40 lbs in 4 months. even tho i couldnt forget about her, i started to move on and even fukked a new shorty. life wasnt quite good but getting better.

then in august, anderson silva was fighting chael sonnen for the first time. i watched the card and after, as i looked for parking, bytch texted me. she missed me, she wanted to see me, come pick her up. i did . we fukked, and she convinced me to give it one last shot. i did that lasted a week. she went 2 days without speaking to me and i was like .

then on a saturday night, her best friend calls me. she been sleeping with her best friends ex man. best friend even told me she been fukking a nikka she was in school with, her baby daddy, a nikka at work, AND dude in her building.

i was finally free from her grip. no more sadness, just anger at myself for being so stupid. BEST thing that could have ever happened to me brehs.

i lost another 50 lbs, started taking MMA, fukked a couple more bytches, got a good job, found the woman of my dreams(virgin from a happy home, complete opposite to my ex) married her 2 weeks ago, found an even better job, lets just say life has gotten way better.

as for her we all know how women deteriorate after a while. she a cig smoking fat puerto rican like her mom so you already know

how you go to the virgin from a happy home? how did yall meet?

 

[A.V.]

how you go to the virgin from a happy home? how did yall meet?

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

I'll share a couple of my stories..

Here's the first one..


So after my shift I get back home around 2.. Check my messages..

No one called but some friends & bill collectors. Phone rang, probably someone asking for money, but I ignored it

I noticed my wife wasn't downstairs waiting for me. I called her, no answer.

Called her mother & asked if she'd seen her.

Took the car out for a minute & went around the neighborhood.. No luck.

So I came back home & turned the TV on & caught the news

I was really confused

But then I turned the TV down, because I thought I heard a squeaky sound

Something was going on upstairs, because no one else lived there

So as I got closer to the stairway, I heard my wife's voice, screaming out

"You're contagious, touch me, baby
Give me what you got"

& a man said

"Sexy lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild"

Couldn't believe that shyt

true story? need more

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

okay.

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I came home from work that night. Walked in and saw my girl laid out on the bed. Legs still open and shyt, room smelled like sex. p*ssy was still glistening. I figure, that's pretty normal. Girl was a freak. Prolly wearing out a dildo or something, as she was prone to doing.

That's when I noticed the 24oz budweiser can next to the bed.

Walked in the bathroom, toilet seat was up. I thought to myself " I don't believe this shyt. I'm too tired to deal right now. Take a shower, smoke this weed and deal with the shyt when I wake up."

Got ready to get cleaned up, realized dude had used my towels, My Soap, MY DEODORANT and MY TOOTHBRUSH.

I couldn't even....

I just turned back around, walked back to work (my car had been stolen like 2 months prior) and sat at the bar. Had to clear my head.

My boy was like "Why you back? whats wrong?"

Me: My girl just got through fukking some other nikka, nikka used all my personal hygiene shyt.

Him:



So I walked back home.

She must've realized I had been there and gone, cause she was on her knees in the floor crying and shyt.

I ignored her. Laid on the couch. Stared at the ceiling all night. Smoked til my nose bled.

Talked about it the next day. I must've had murderous intent floating around or something, cause she gave me full disclosure.

Told me that the only reason she fukked that dude (whom she didn't know and had only met once) was that he was a male stripper with a tongue ring and she wanted to know what it felt like.

Told me that she had slept with some 14 guys since we had been together... and three chicks.

Two of those people were a married couple that we knew. She had fukked this dude.... then fukked his wife while I was sitting in the living room listening to music on my fukking headphones. Chick had showed up all distraught about some argument that her and her husband had... I left them alone cause I thought they were doing the girl talk thing, my girl fukked her in the bedroom with the door closed and I was right there in the next room oblivious to the whole thing.

I had been going in my girl raw every day, twice a day. How I got away clean is beyond me. Dodged a hell of a bullet.

After that, I pretty much blanked her presence from my plane of existence. We still lived together (she moved to new york a month or so later), but I totally ignored her. No talking, no looking at her, no nothing. The only time we got into it was when she started breaking plates, then threw a bottle of vodka I had. I threw her.

Funny thing is, I hooked up with this girl on the internet, my ex went fukking nuts. Went into what looked like hysteria. Depression. Suicide attempts. How could I?!?

The human psyche's rationale of right and wrong never ceases to amaze me.

WOW
WOOOW
WOOOOW

how did yall meet? where is she now?

 

[MikelArteta]

@beanz

How did you meet your wife?